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You were on your game, Rick! Kudos to you, even though you win nothing special.701.
Who are these bears and what are they repeating?Bears repeating.
They are repeating rules #1 and #2...it is self explanatory...duh.W
Who are these bears and what are they repeating?
That goodness for that...I was envisaging a group of flatulent Grizzlies.They are repeating rules #1 and #2...it is self explanatory...duh.
I prefer bare arms.I like those bear arms!
A highway patrol car followed a car which had exceeded the speed limit. After putting on his lights he followed the car to a stop in a lay by.
He asked the female driver to produce her driving licence which she did. He proceeded to explain what she had been stopped for and started to write a ticket for the offence. At this she started to get belligerent and argumentative.
"Everyone knows you don't issue tickets to the pretty girls" she said.
His response was short and to the point.
"You're right!
We don't
....sign here".
Was there a next time? Did she promise?Next time flirt, smile, and promise to be a good girl”.
Continuing the car puns...yep, "been there, done that" on a bench seat in an Olds F-85.
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...and now she costs a fortune to date.
I think many teenagers experienced that life.You’ve had quite the life CC.
Not me. I never had a column change.I think many teenagers experienced that life.
I had to google "column change" BB, as I'd never heard of a column gear shifter called that. There were ways to work around it though. Also, some opted for the back seat where there was still a stick-shift to contend with.Not me. I never had a column change.
That's why your boyfriend said "Ow" and not "Wow".I had to google "column change" BB, as I'd never heard of a column gear shifter called that. There were ways to work around it though. Also, some opted for the back seat where there was still a stick-shift to contend with.
I skipped that period.I think many teenagers experienced that life.
I skipped that period.
Another introversion tidbit: There was an introverted woman invited to a Halloween costume party who said she would go as Amelia Earhart. She never showed up.
She did eventually turn up, but she had to come down first to do it.Hope she turned up eventually.
I've donated one of my livers as well.Oh, sure. My friend donates a kidney to the City Hospital, and he's treated like some hero. I donate five kidneys to the hospital and I get arrested.
Oh, sure. My friend donates a kidney to the City Hospital, and he's treated like some hero. I donate five kidneys to the hospital and I get arrested.
The altruism of you two knows no bounds.I've donated one of my livers as well.
Nothing true about it.The altruism of you two knows no bounds.
Now back to cars...
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Kermit does have that certain "look" on his face...I wonder who is in the car with him.Might be playing with the gear shift!
It's not a grasshopper. It's the Goodyear blimp coming in for a landing.Continuing car theme.
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Here's a public apology to BB. I didn't take his liver post seriously (well, the thread title did lead me astray). I knew we only had one liver apiece but I have since learned that it can be divided or sliced so I have been made aware of BB's extraordinary gift. I've belatedly given his post aMine is NYC. You've got to live your life with kindness to others in need and I didn"t need the spare. I've used the "Amber Heard defence" and I use Pledge and donate synonomously...its the same thing
If I ever need a new liver I will know where to come for a "free" slice.Here's a public apology to BB. I didn't take his liver post seriously (well, the thread title did lead me astray). I knew we only had one liver apiece but I have since learned that it can be divided or sliced so I have been made aware of BB's extraordinary gift. I've belatedly given his post aand I'm giving him another here.
Enough of this nonsense or I'm going to give someone a piece of my mind.If I ever need a new liver I will know where to come for a "free" slice.
BB, your loss would be my gain.Enough of this nonsense or I'm going to give someone a piece of my mind.
Enough of this nonsense or I'm going to give someone a piece of my mind.
Brilliant, NYC...love it!I’ll take one slice of liver well done with onions and megabit of cranium.
Both to go.
A slice with one ion and a megabit?I’ll take one slice of liver well done with onions and megabit of cranium.
Both to go.
That joke's offal Rick.I want chianti and fava beans with my portions.
Great idea. Peg keeps tripping over rocks and roots. I won't have to keep telling her to watch her step.I have taken to putting watch parts in my red socks before putting my walking boots on.
It ensures I have a spring in my step.
Rick, you need to be silenced...I want chianti and fava beans with my portions.
I had to gooffal to find the definition...I needed a slice off your head-cheese, BB.That joke's offal Rick.
I have taken to putting watch parts in my red socks before putting my walking boots on.
It ensures I have a spring in my step.
You boys are having too much fun today...hilarious! You must'a felt challenged by post #737.Great idea. Peg keeps tripping over rocks and roots. I won't have to keep telling her to watch her step.
Nah. In one job I had I inherited maintenance of a program that everyone in the department used. It was complicated and for kicks I ran its code through another program that analyzed it for bad coding. It came out with a score 10 times the score to qualify for unreadable.You boys are having too much fun today...hilarious! You must'a felt challenged by post #737.
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This is like a foreign language to me. I have no idea what you are saying and on about...no matter though, "all good"...although someone may know and understand, although there are only four of us now.Nah. In one job I had I inherited maintenance of a program that everyone in the department used. It was complicated and for kicks I ran its code through another program that analyzed it for bad coding. It came out with a score 10 times the score to qualify for unreadable.
I added something to bypass all the bad stuff and fortunately people used that instead of the old stuff so I never had to fix a bug.
I want chianti and fava beans with my portions.
Well, forget us guys; Chris is more your size. Just saying.I need a new custom-made jacket.
Order your jacket at a custom-made leather shop...I've seen some interesting ones sewn together in patterns of hides...like quilts.I need a new custom-made jacket.
You guys provide the hides.Well, forget us guys; Chris is more your size. Just saying.
It isn't the jacket I concentrated on...it was the mask they made him wear.Well, forget us guys; Chris is more your size. Just saying.
They are on their way to the "Never"land Ranch.
With the price of petrol they won't be going on that journey too often.
Ain't that the truth.With the price of petrol they won't be going on that journey too often.
What's your new job...mopping the jail floors?Got a new job with a few mates.
I'm the Guvners Chauffeur....I'm Swifty Morgsn (because I drive so fast)What's your new job...mopping the jail floors?
You played Travis in the film "Taxi Driver"...zoom, zoom, zoom.I'm the Guvners Chauffeur....I'm Swifty Morgsn (because I drive so fast)
Wow...you are catching me up!
Happy Birthday, NYC!Mine!
Poor Peg. Just a click of a button...no Hallmark card for her.You beat me to it. I'm sharing a photo of Peg's last birthday "card".
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I'm bad. The lighted "card" was picked up at the I don't need this but maybe you do pile at the recycle bins at Gulf State Park.Poor Peg. Just a click of a button...no Hallmark card for her.
Stagflation is a certainty.Deflation has started. I just got a begging letter with four pennies glued onto it. I'm going to hold out for the nickel that I'm accustomed too.
Certainly this one is inflated enough.Stagflation is a certainty.
I think he is full of flatulation...he needs to "let it out".Certainly this one is inflated enough.
More likely an example of a deer belly.I think he is full of flatulation...he needs to "let it out".
More likely an example of a deer belly.
Because I'm holding the fort (temporarily) for this side of the Atlantic, I thought I would mention that we use the word "dear" in different ways to our cousins on the wrong side. It is majorly used as a synonym for "expensive" or "high in price".Oh dear!
Wow, five definitions for dear...who'd a thunk! Thanks for the English lesson.Because I'm holding the fort (temporarily) for this side of the Atlantic, I thought I would mention that we use the word "dear" in different ways to our cousins on the wrong side. It is majorly used as a synonym for "expensive" or "high in price".
Definition of DEAR
highly valued : precious —often used in a salutation; affectionate, fond; high or exorbitant in price : expensive… See the full definitionwww.merriam-webster.com
Ah, Merriam-Webster located in my old hometown. I had a visit in high school. Fascinating on how they kept track of word usage. Back in the day everything went onto 3x5 cards stored in wooden cabinets. Much like how libraries kept track of their books.Definition of DEAR
highly valued : precious —often used in a salutation; affectionate, fond; high or exorbitant in price : expensive… See the full definitionwww.merriam-webster.com
When I was six I had a tennis ball hit me in the eye.
Yes ...imagine walking around with a small eye pad on your face today....still the kids are normally stuck to their devices anyway.When I was six I fell off my bike going downhill and mangled the skin on my knee.
I still have the scar.
there are only four of us now
Turga, that was one long hangover you had
Oh yeah? Can't a sleepy tortoise take a small nap for a couple of months?
That's not a dream it's a nightmare.
That's not BB because this mule has two ears and four legs.
Now now...there is no need to make fun of the aurically and perambulatory challenged.That's not BB because this mule has two ears and four legs.
Lockdown is becoming a distant memory and I miss it a little. I developed a new vocation with home schooling and taught my new Grandson to count.
I made him count the number of "ring-pulla" and bottle tops I had and made him count by the number of chocolates he put in my mouth.
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