The Not so Serious thread VI

[nycwalking]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I saw the opportunity also but 10 posts seemed a bit extreme. May the IRS audit you for your punishment.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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[nycwalking]

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As a result the people were smart.

Now the phones are.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

As a result the people were smart.

Now the phones are.

Yeah, my new phone has insulted me twice already and behind my back has signed up for a $1,000 electrical engineering course.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

So sorry BB. I didn't think petrol prices were that bad over there.

 

[Bristle Boy]

So sorry BB. I didn't think petrol prices were that bad over there.
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My wife doesn't know what all the fuss is about.
She puts in £50.00 worth
a week and still does. She says it isn't costing her any more.
My middle son has got it well sorted as well. When he visits.... Dad pays and fills his car up.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

My wife doesn't know what all the fuss is about.
She puts in £50.00 worth
a week and still does. She says it isn't costing her any more.
My middle son has got it well sorted as well. When he visits.... Dad pays and fills his car up.

When push comes to shove it's the dad that gets the brunt of anything related to the fam needing help monetarily...just the way it is.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Bristle Boy]

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Better go out and buy some factor 24.
And some vaseline to avoid chapped lips.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Better go out and buy some factor 24.
And some vaseline to avoid chapped lips.

And don't forget the egg for your belly.

 

[Turga]

Forget about sunscreen, lip balm and eggs - get a warm coat

 

[Bristle Boy]

Forget about sunscreen, lip balm and eggs - get a warm coat

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Darn...and I paid so much for the solar panels.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

get a warm coat

 

[nycwalking]

Darn...and I paid so much for the solar panels.

You burned through that money.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Forget about sunscreen, lip balm and eggs - get a warm coat

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Turga, the sunscreen is supposed to go on you, not the sun.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Turga, a lesson in English for you: “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

 

[nycwalking]

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

Try not to be negative.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Turga, a lesson in English for you: “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

Rick, I'm sorry, it seems you are straying into morbid territory and I make no apology for saying it.

 

[Turga]

Turga, a lesson in English for you: “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

Well, thanks for the lesson; perhaps you have a point beside the well-known fact, that context matters in interpretation?

 

[Bristle Boy]

Well, thanks for the lesson; perhaps you have a point beside the well-known fact, that context matters in interpretation?

And you can say i appreciate what you are saying....even if you don't.

 

[nycwalking]

And you can say i appreciate what you are saying....even if you don't.

You’re speaking in the diminutive “I”?

 

[Bristle Boy]

You’re speaking in the diminutive “I”?

Ok. I stand corrected " and you can say...small I...that you appreciate...... " "

 

[Camino Chrissy]

And you can say i appreciate what you are saying....even if you don't.

In the Miss America pageant, they always have an award for one chosen as "Miss Congeniality"...those are the words the winner uses to win the award.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travellers here.”

A time traveller walks into a bar.

 

[nycwalking]

The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travellers here.”

A time traveller walks into a bar.

And asks.

What time is it?