The not so serious thread V

[Bristle Boy]

We nearly missed this.
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I am a man...and we have a reputation for doing just that!
Congrats on post 1700....I can't possibly comment as I'm in enough trouble as it is.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I am a man...and we have a reputation for doing just that!
Congrats on post 1700....I can't possibly comment as I'm in enough trouble as it is.

Men quite often "miss the mark"...Toilet Day celebrates women cuz they clean up after them.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I might as well score before I go to sleep.

Kudos for scoring another win here. You were on your game...as usual.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I might as well score before I go to sleep.

Another notch in your bedpost?

 

[nycwalking]

Another notch in your bedpost?

A too straight single gal has to rack up notches somehow!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Another notch in your bedpost?

This is how often NYC wins at our WWF game we play.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Another notch in your bedpost?

Thanks Rick...I owe you one.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Men quite often "miss the mark"...Toilet Day celebrates women cuz they clean up after them.

I had a job once where I had to clean the restrooms in a department store whenever both janitors were absent. I can't describe how disgusting the womens' rooms were.

Incidently, I once entered the mens' room there to see a woman exit a stall, see me and say as she scurried past me "What are you doing in here?!". I replied "It's the mens' room. The urinals give it away." I later see her at the customer service desk and I could tell she had seen me too because her head was down and a hand was covering her face.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I had a job once where I had to clean the restrooms in a department store whenever both janitors were absent. I can't describe how disgusting the womens' rooms were.

Incidently, I once entered the mens' room there to see a woman exit a stall, see me and say as she scurried past me "What are you doing in here?!". I replied "It's the mens' room. The urinals give it away." I later see her at the customer service desk and I could tell she had seen me too because her head was down and a hand was covering her face.

I once found myself in the same "rest room" with a lady. Neither of us checked to see who had made the error.
She giggled and said "we had better not walk out together". My reply was "Well if we do we had better not hold hands".

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The urinals give it away.

They sure do...they bring the word disgusting to a new level...downward.

 

[nycwalking]

Wasn’t me.

But, coulda been.

Once.

 

[Bristle Boy]

They sure do...they bring the word disgusting to a new level...downward.

They aren't urinals...they are porcelain "shewees"

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I once found myself in the same "rest room" with a lady. Neither of us checked to see who had made the error.
She giggled and said "we had better not walk out together". My reply was "Well if we do we had better not hold hands".

I have accidently walked into a Men's bathroom a frw times in my short life. Even if no man was "standing there" I was totally embarrassed and mortified before running out. I have been in a long line of ladies waiting to use the restroom, while looking longingly at the men's door that had no line, but there's "no way, Hosea" I'm gonna go in. Why no men in line...I think they all use trees.

 

[nycwalking]

They sure do...they bring the word disgusting to a new level...downward.

Uranus!

And.

Urinal.

Running neck and neck!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

They aren't urinals...they are porcelain "shewees"

Hilarious!

 

[nycwalking]

I have accidently walked into a Men's bathroom a frw times in my short life. Even if no man was "standing there" I was totally embarrassed and mortified before running out. I have been in a long line of ladies waiting to use the restroom, while looking longingly at the men's door that had no line, but there's "no way, Hosea" I'm gonna go in. Why no men in line...I think they all use trees.

They’re going for the bear necessities of life.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Wasn’t me.

But, coulda been.

Once.
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I often speak random assemblages of sentences.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

They’re going for the bear necessities of life.

I think both bear and bare can work here in tandem together.

 

[nycwalking]

I often speak random assemblages of sentences.

It can happen after a “shewee” moment.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Uranus!

And.

Urinal.

Running neck and neck!

Highness.
And.
Heinie.
Neck and butt!

 

[Bristle Boy]

It can happen after a “shewee” moment.

These things happen when you laugh too hard.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

These things happen when you laugh too hard.

I'm laughing too hard at this moment.
A "hewee" moment is all around the toilet.
Drip.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

We are familar and comfortable people who know each other virtually and would have a good time interacting together at a cocktail party.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

It can happen after a “shewee” moment.

These things happen when you laugh too hard.

I've gotten Peg to the edge in public a number of times before giving her a chance to control herself. When walking hand-in-hand I'd slip back, walk squatting and use my other hand to scratch myself. I call it "monkeying".

 

[nycwalking]

I've gotten Peg to the edge in public a number of times before giving her a chance to control herself. When walking hand-in-hand I'd slip back, walk squatting and use my other hand to scratch myself. I call it "monkeying".

Hey, hey we’re the Monkees people say we monkey around.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[nycwalking]

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[Camino Chrissy]

I've gotten Peg to the edge in public a number of times before giving her a chance to control herself. When walking hand-in-hand I'd slip back, walk squatting and use my other hand to scratch myself. I call it "monkeying".

Rick, I'd call it just plain "gross".

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Hey, hey we’re the Monkees people say we monkey around.

Hey, hey we're the Not...we just monkey around.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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Loved it... it was awesome!
John's name should have been Nancy, Debbie, or King Arthur. I have no idea how long the clip was, but it grabbed me and kept me to the very end.

I often speak random assemblages of sentences.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Just when you think you've had a bad journey this guy had a worse one.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Just when you think you've had a bad journey this guy had a worse one.

Seen it before. Just as funny now.

We spent 47 hours in airports or airplanes to get home once at 11 pm. We kept a neighbor waiting another hour while we and the baggage manager searched for a missing pack. We gave up and went home. In the morning I got a call with the good news that the pack was found but the news was delivered in a really bad way. After identifying ourselves an agent asked in a very accusatory way "Why didn't you pick up your bag last night?"

 

[Bristle Boy]

Seen it before. Just as funny now.

We spent 47 hours in airports or airplanes to get home once at 11 pm. We kept a neighbor waiting another hour while we and the baggage manager searched for a missing pack. We gave up and went home. In the morning I got a call with the good news that the pack was found but the news was delivered in a really bad way. After identifying ourselves an agent asked in a very accusatory way "Why didn't you pick up your bag last night?"

Then there is this

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Another horror story. The 747s had just started being used. I flew one home for Christmas. There was a small room with two small baggage carousels that could handle the smaller planes. My flight and another 747 flight arriving at the same time used them. The carousels weren't identified by flight. No difference, bags from both flights could appear on either carousel. Passengers breathed down each others necks trying to find their bags on one carousel for 5 minutes before penguin waddling through the crowd to see if any of the bags circling there looked familiar. Sometimes one would be pulled off, checked and then forced back on the pile in the hopes that it would belong to someone else on the other side of the carousel who would recognize it from 10 feet back in the crowd. That bag's owner, of course, would be shoving someone else's bag back on the other carousel.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

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So says the law firm of Camino, Chris, Bail & Bonds.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

So says the law firm of Camino, Chris, Bail & Bonds.

"Have you been injured in a holiday family brawl?"
Call 1-800-CCworks4U

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Thanks Rick...I owe you one.

A bed post??

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Greetings from Cambodia.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Beware of UFO abductions.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Beware of UFO abductions.
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They only abduct Tom Hanks impersonators from "Big".or people using a zebra crossing. The rest of us are safe.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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I'd rather choose riding on a roller coaster for fun...I fear those too.

 

[Bristle Boy]

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I'd better make my will. I'm dooooooomed.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I'd better make my will. I'm dooooooomed.

I hope you bequeath the 5 of us something.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I'd better make my will. I'm dooooooomed.

Give Turga the pink elephant, Chris will take care of the white elephant.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Give Turga the pink elephant, Chris will take care of the white elephant.

No can do.
I haven't got two elephants to rub together.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Give Turga the pink elephant, Chris will take care of the white elephant.

I have many "white elephants" downstairs in my basement. We have often played that game at Christmas gatherings and they bring lots of laughs. One year I got stuck with a frozen beef heart cuz it was wrapped so pretty...yuk!

No can do.
I haven't got two elephants to rub together.

Two elephants "rubbed" together will produce more....

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Peter, your new Avatar is really awesome! I think you probably designed it yourself.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Peter, your new Avatar is really awesome! I think you probably designed it yourself.

A friend did .

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I'll bank on it that there is a major problem on the horizen.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

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I'll bank on it that there is a major problem on the horizen.

Not the usual words heard on the cockpit recorder.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Airline Pilot to passengers: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is we’re lost. The good news is we’re making good time.”

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

We are running out of fuel and we have to lighten our load. Before I ask for volunteers please lift your feet up off the floor.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

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Received in an email today.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

 

[Bristle Boy]

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Best chuckle of the day. Thank you.

 

[nycwalking]

Happens to ladies as well.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I'm thinking, Rick.

 

[Bristle Boy]

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There has always been one question that I hope another member can answer with regard to ice in containers.

When I have taken the children to MacDonalds (I know..bad parent but they liked to go) and I have bought a Coca Cola, with lid and straw...how do MacDonalds get any Coca Cola into the container with the ammount of ice they put in first?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

BB, your reply is "ice"ing on the cake".
I'm still thinking, but I'm gonna give up now cuz my brain has iced up and is frozen.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

When I have taken the children to MacDonalds (I know..bad parent but they liked to go) and I have bought a Coca Cola, with lid and straw...how do MacDonalds get any Coca Cola into the container with the ammount of ice they put in first?

I guess this is a UK problem. I'm reading Non-Americans Are Sharing Things The US Does Better Than Anyone Else and I saw this

"Ice in drinks. America has a better beverage-to-ice ratio than just about anywhere else in the world."

It could still be better though.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I guess this is a UK problem. I'm reading Non-Americans Are Sharing Things The US Does Better Than Anyone Else and I saw this

It could still be better though.

Ours is an ice to beverage I guess rather than the other way round.
Still, lifting the cup is close to a weight lifting regime...so Mickey D's could claim to helping to make us fitter and burning a few calories whilst supping the sugary darkness.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Any fast food restaurant I have gone in for over ten years now has a DIY station. I personally dislike pop without ice. I fill my cup nearly to the top with ice first..."works for me".
P.S. Also, a bit of useless personal trivia; when ordering white wine in summer, I ask for a glass of ice on the side.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Ours is an ice to beverage I guess rather than the other way round.
Still, lifting the cup is close to a weight lifting regime...so Mickey D's could claim to helping to make us fitter and burning a few calories whilst supping the sugary darkness.

McDonald's cup sizes around the world

BuzzFeed collected McDonald's cups from different countries to see just how they compared -- and (un)surprisingly, cups in the USA were the biggest by far. In America, a small drink is 16 oz., a medium is 21 oz., and a large is 30 oz.

www.aol.com

And way back when the world was young Coke was sold in 6 ounce glass bottles and then Pepsi doubled the size for the same price, 5 cents.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Interesting information, Rick. You often provide helpful posts, whether on the main forum or here.
Hey, did Turga design this logo? It looks vaguely familiar.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I

McDonald's cup sizes around the world

BuzzFeed collected McDonald's cups from different countries to see just how they compared -- and (un)surprisingly, cups in the USA were the biggest by far. In America, a small drink is 16 oz., a medium is 21 oz., and a large is 30 oz.

www.aol.com

And way back when the world was young Coke was sold in 6 ounce glass bottles and then Pepsi doubled the size for the same price, 5 cents.

I remember the bottles well...and refundable. I used to collect the discarded ones when visiting family. Returned we used to get 3d (old money) in exchange.
4 empties used to get you a free one.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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I remember the bottles well...and refundable. I used to collect the discarded ones when visiting family. Returned we used to get 3d (old money) in exchange.
4 empties used to get you a free one.

I remember similar, too. It was recycling at its best...unfortunately plastic became the norm. We can recycle it, but for kids there is less incentive now cuz no coins are jingling in their pockets as a reward.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

 

[nycwalking]

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Brilliant.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Brilliant.

I'm laughing at your laughing...

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I'm laughing at your laughing...

And you can both stop laughing at me cuz I care...

 

[Bristle Boy]

And you can both stop laughing at me cuz I care...

I'm laughing at NY laughing at you laughing at me now.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I'm laughing at NY laughing at you laughing at me now.

I'm at a loss for words...

 

[Bristle Boy]

I'm at a loss for words...

That has to be a first

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

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And what's the difference between psychopathy and sociopathy?

What are you implying? Bring it up again and I'll kill you.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

And what's the difference between psychopathy and sociopathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I don't know and I don't care.

"Laugh and the whole world laughs with you".....boy, that joke must have travelled quickly.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you....boy, that joke must have travelled quickly.

It did travel quickly...from one side of the flat earth to the other side.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

It did travel quickly...from one side of the flat earth to the other side.

Easily done. Earth is only 10 km deep.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

An oxymoron?

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

An oxymoron?

Absolutely

 

[nycwalking]

And what's the difference between psychopathy and sociopathy?

What are you implying? Bring it up again and I'll kill you.

 

[Bristle Boy]

The other day my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick. I accidentally passed her a gluestick.
She still isn't talking to me.

 

[Bristle Boy]

It's amazing how one thing can mean another.
I remember when my boss told me to have a nice day.....so I went home.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The other day my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick.

Why were you using her lipstick in the first place?

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Hey BB, I read all that collection of dark/sick jokes yesterday too. I kept Peg waiting for our daily walk to start while I read every one, some to her. I've had decades to twist her humor to the dark side and so she was laughing crazily too. Sorry for only giving you likes but the laughing was yesterday.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Why were you using her lipstick in the first place?

What are you implying? Bring it up again and I'll kill you

 

[Camino Chrissy]

the laughing was yesterday.

Maybe so, but today is a new day to get the humor going. I've had a few laughs already... post #1786 had me in stitches.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I read all that collection of dark/sick jokes

I only read bright/healthy jokes.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Hey BB, I read all that collection of dark/sick jokes yesterday too. I kept Peg waiting for our daily walk to start while I read every one, some to her. I've had decades to twist her humor to the dark side and so she was laughing crazily too. Sorry for only giving you likes but the laughing was yesterday.

It's good to share though.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

The other day my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick. I accidentally passed her a gluestick.
She still isn't talking to me.

Keep the earplugs ready in case she starts talking again.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

This clock is not so great for Gen-z who can't read analog clocks.


One place where I worked there was a group that had a clock that was upside-down with a label saying "Sydney time" (like the picture below minus the text). It was very confusing. Actually it was the local time; you just had to pay attention to the position of the hands, not the numbers.
(The time is 2:41)

 

[Camino Chrissy]

(The time is actually 2:40and a half)...I'm a pedant.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

(The time is actually 2:40and a half)...I'm a pedant.

 

[nycwalking]

#1234

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Me.
CC, I mean mine.