The Not so Serious thread VI

[Camino Chrissy]

Turga.

Wow!.

Why didn’t you tell us?
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Now I understand where Turga has been for all those months; in a galaxy far far away.
The real question is, will he be staying on the Not...or not.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Oh my!

Been a long time.

Just noticed.

Hey, I just now noticed...you won the 900th post! This gift is just a little late for your recent birthday...dang!
Oh well, "better late than never"...a pair of Jimmy Choos and your fave red lipstickjust for you.

 

[Turga]

Turga.

Wow!.

Why didn’t you tell us?
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It's a tough job, but I guess somebody's gotta do it....

 

[Bristle Boy]

It's a tough job, but I guess somebody's gotta do it....

You carry the world on your shoulders.
Kudos for taking such a responsibility.

 

[nycwalking]

Continuing outer space theme.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Continuing outer space theme.

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I'll bet they took ground coffee with them
Still...there should be no shortage. They are in the Milky Way.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

They are in the Milky Way.

I always preferred Snickers.

 

[Turga]

Continuing outer space theme.

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[Camino Chrissy]

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Awww, the last time I saw this guy he was in a cherry tree. I wonder if he is wearing red socks.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Awww, the last time I saw this guy he was in a cherry tree. I wonder if he is wearing red socks.

The last time I didn't see this guy he was
In............

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The last time I didn't see this guy he was
In............

He was in...limbo?

 

[Bristle Boy]

He was in...limbo?

He wasn't in limbo....you couldn't see him because of the cherry blossom and the red toe varnish and red socks.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

He wasn't in limbo....you couldn't see him because of the cherry blossom and the road toe varnish and red socks.

Got it!

 

[nycwalking]

Elephants can fly.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Elephants can fly.

And here I thought only birds and pigs can fly...possibly cows as well; otherwise how can they jump over the moon.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Elephants can fly.
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I thought it was a picture of Bertand Russell's teapot spaceship.

 

[Turga]

Elephants can fly.
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When they have buses like this, then why wouldn't they have elephant-helicopters?

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[Camino Chrissy]

I thought it was a picture of Bertand Russell's teapot spaceship.

I had to google...I love learning new things on the Not! They are very important pieces of knowledge.

 

[Turga]

They are very important pieces of knowledge

Exactly my view on teapots...

 

[Bristle Boy]

Exactly my view on teapots...

That's why some people read tea leaves.

 

[Turga]

That's why some people read tea leaves.

People read all kinds of things: Tea leaves, coffee grounds, hands, guts, well, even books! I guess that’s why we are so smart…

 

[Bristle Boy]

People read all kinds of things: Tea leaves, coffee grounds, hands, guts, well, even books! I guess that’s why we are so smart…

What ..books???? I am shocked. I read between the lines. So much easier and I can finish a book in minutes. I dont learn much but at least I can say I've read 1000's of them

 

[Bristle Boy]

I heard a Corker today of a gentleman being interviewed.

Interviewer:
The starting salary is £40,000 later rising to £80,000.

Interviewee:
Ok ...I'll start later then.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I heard a Corker today of a gentleman being interviewed.

Interviewer:
The starting salary is £40,000 later rising to £80,000.

Interviewee:
Ok ...I'll start later then.

That's one time when procrastination pays off.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

That's one time when procrastination pays off.

I'll tell you when procrastination pays off.

Spoiler

Later.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

It can take me an hour to prepare for a three minute phone call.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

It can take me an hour to prepare for a three minute phone call.

It's a guy thing.

 

[Bristle Boy]

It's a guy thing.

Not so!
I asked my wife what the matter was in 2016....she is still telling me now.

 

[nycwalking]

Just in case.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

This is a pet dog in a Halloween costume.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Awww, these pups are so cute they would cheer anyone up!...especially once they are trained to do their business outdoors.

 

[nycwalking]

Which one is Astro?

Awww, these pups are so cute they would cheer anyone up!...especially once they are trained to do their business outdoors.
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His human will be born tomorrow.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Awww, these pups are so cute they would cheer anyone up!...especially once they are trained to do their business outdoors.
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Yes...and Chevrolet make a little red Corvette as well...cures my mullygrumps every time.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Yes...and Chevrolet make a little red Corvette as well...cures my mullygrumps every time.

That fun song definitely cured my mullygrubs this morning before they even started. The only negative about Corvettes is there is no back seat.

 

[Turga]

His human will be born tomorrow.

My new grandchild/grandson was born today (31 July 2022) at 3:14 PM while I was out on a 25 km training walk. I will go and see them at the hospital later tonight. Perhaps they should name him George?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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My new grandchild/grandson was born today (31 July 2022) at 3:14 PM while I was out on a 25 km training walk. I will go and see them at the hospital later tonight. Perhaps they should name him George?

How nice for you, Turga!...They could name him Jett...a bit more classy than George, unless the surname is Harrison.
My brother's ex-wife turned 60 today and I texted her some birthday wishes...am I going off piste?

 

[Bristle Boy]

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My new grandchild/grandson was born today (31 July 2022) at 3:14 PM while I was out on a 25 km training walk. I will go and see them at the hospital later tonight. Perhaps they should name him George?

Many, many congratulations Turgs.
I'll bet you are thrilled.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I was out on a 25 km training walk.

Turga, where are you training to walk..and when?

A little known or unknown fact...Rick, NYC, Peter and myself all have no grandchildren.
We are all dealt different cards in life.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

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My new grandchild/grandson was born today (31 July 2022) at 3:14 PM while I was out on a 25 km training walk. I will go and see them at the hospital later tonight. Perhaps they should name him George?

Congratulations to go around.

Forget George. Too common. Parents can go with Jetson. Or compromise with Jetsen.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[nycwalking]

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My new grandchild/grandson was born today (31 July 2022) at 3:14 PM while I was out on a 25 km training walk. I will go and see them at the hospital later tonight. Perhaps they should name him George?

 

[Turga]

Parents can go with Jetson. Or compromise with Jetsen.

That would certainly raise a few eyebrows in this country in spite of the "danishification" - especially as a first name

 

[Turga]

Turga, where are you training to walk..and when?

I'm leaving next Tuesday to walk the Ingles from Ferrol and Finisterre/Muxia. Finally, after years of waiting (we tortoises take our time )

 

[Bristle Boy]

That would certainly raise a few eyebrows in this country in spite of the "danishification" - especially as a first name

Could I suggest Georg Jensen...such a shiny name.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Could I suggest Georg Jensen...such a shiny name.

I had to google to find out about this jewelry designer...clever one, BB.
Or how about Boy George; he "was" famous.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I'm leaving next Tuesday to walk the Ingles from Ferrol and Finisterre/Muxia. Finally, after years of waiting (we tortoises take our time )

Great for you, Turga! Be careful to not get lost in any bramble and weeds this time.
If you walk too slow, your new grandson may be driving a car by the time du see him next.
Taking your time is usually a good thing. Patience is not usually one of my "good" qualities.

 

[nycwalking]

I'm leaving next Tuesday to walk the Ingles from Ferrol and Finisterre/Muxia. Finally, after years of waiting (we tortoises take our time )

Enjoy!

 

[Turga]

If you walk too slow, your new grandson may be driving a car by the time du see him next.

I bet he will be flying his own saucer

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[nycwalking]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I bet he will be flying his own saucer

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I'm green with envy.

 

[Turga]

I'm green with envy.

It's not easy being green.....

 

[Camino Chrissy]

He has green hair.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Someone told me today that Doctors have found a cure for Dyslexia.

That's music to my arse.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Good gnus. Seams like yule be obscured soon.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Maybe we should quit before someone posts about being lexisdyc.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Rick, I think lexisdyc is a cinnamon.

 

[nycwalking]

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See what happens when you swear.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

See what happens when you swear.

Yep, it's a doggone shame for sure.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Due to local news Peg and I were discussing George Washington. I commented that he was described as "First in war, first in peace and first in the hearts of his countrymen" yet married a widow.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

The dinosaurs didn't have much of a future but this kid will.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The dinosaurs didn't have much of a future but this kid will.

She's already written and submitted the script for the newest Jurassic Park sequel.

 

[Bristle Boy]

She's already written and submitted the script for the newest Jurassic Park sequel.

I've got a good title for that one.
"The meteorite returns"
You had better see it quickly...while you can.

 

[nycwalking]

I've got a good title for that one.
"The meteorite returns"
You had better see it quickly...while you cam.

I’d like to see that pic.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I’d like to see that pic.

Never have the words "coming to a cinema near you" been more apt.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Never have the words "coming to a cinema near you" been more apt.

Brilliant!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I’d like to see that pic.

Better go quickly...it won't be around for long.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Two Google searches to perform:

241542903

askew

 

[Bristle Boy]

Two Google searches to perform:

241542903

askew

Now that is seriously not serious.

 

[nycwalking]

Now that is seriously not serious.

A bagatelle if there ever was one.

 

[Bristle Boy]

A bagatelle if there ever was one.

Well with all this preoccupation with selfies I'm waiting for someone to take one whilst screwing their head on or with their head in the clouds.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

A bagatelle if there ever was one.

A new word for me...I had erroneously assumed it was an Italian backpack filled with items of little importance.

 

[Bristle Boy]

A new word for me...I had erroneously assumed it was an Italian backpack filled with items of little importance.

No need to worry too much.
Bagatelle is one of those portfolio words where two words are crunched together.
It's a mixture of Bag and Tagliatelle.
So Bagatelle is a form of Pasta you pick up at Walmart.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

So Bagatelle is a form of Pasta

I have a Baggallini but never thought to put pasta in it.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I put my head in the freezer this morning.
Yep, you've got it.
There wasn't much in there.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I put my head in the freezer this morning.
Yep, you've got it.
There wasn't much in there.

A head filled with noodles...nothing much else.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Bristle Boy]

I feel.his pain, my alarm hasn't worked either.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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I understand that he punched in the correct time, but he forgot to divide it by three.
BTW, why is he wearing a suit instead of pajamas/sloppy Joes...is he in a casket?

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

BTW, why is he wearing a suit instead of pajamas/sloppy Joes...is he in a casket?

Had to be ready for a 7:30 job interview?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Had to be ready for a 7:30 job interview?

Well, he forgot to get a haircut, and the interview was for 1925...he slept in.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Had to be ready for a 7:30 job interview?

Epic fail...unless it was a job for a funeral directors.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Epic fail...unless it was a job for a funeral directors.

He did fail the interview cuz his hair fell below his shirt collar...a big no-no when applying for a shirt and tie job.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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"And I think to myself, what a wonderful life." Louis Armstrong

 

[Camino Chrissy]

 

[nycwalking]

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I’m waiting.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[nycwalking]

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I’m primed.

 

[nycwalking]

Oh well.

 

[nycwalking]

Might as well go for it.

 

[nycwalking]

Only time will tell if Not continues to go.

 

[nycwalking]

Go like the tortoise or the hare.

 

[nycwalking]

Fast, fast, fast or slow.

 

[nycwalking]

I have nothing really to say.

Today was a good day.

 

[nycwalking]

I hung out with young 60’s and mid 90’s.

Our time together has been years.

 

[nycwalking]

Not.

Not.

Not.

 

[nycwalking]

Our Not gang.