Bristle Boy
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- Time of past OR future Camino
- 2022
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I am a man...and we have a reputation for doing just that!We nearly missed this.
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Men quite often "miss the mark"...Toilet Day celebrates women cuz they clean up after them.I am a man...and we have a reputation for doing just that!
Congrats on post 1700....I can't possibly comment as I'm in enough trouble as it is.
Kudos for scoring another win here. You were on your game...as usual.I might as well score before I go to sleep.
Another notch in your bedpost?I might as well score before I go to sleep.
Another notch in your bedpost?
Thanks Rick...I owe you one.Another notch in your bedpost?
I had a job once where I had to clean the restrooms in a department store whenever both janitors were absent. I can't describe how disgusting the womens' rooms were.Men quite often "miss the mark"...Toilet Day celebrates women cuz they clean up after them.
I once found myself in the same "rest room" with a lady. Neither of us checked to see who had made the error.I had a job once where I had to clean the restrooms in a department store whenever both janitors were absent. I can't describe how disgusting the womens' rooms were.
Incidently, I once entered the mens' room there to see a woman exit a stall, see me and say as she scurried past me "What are you doing in here?!". I replied "It's the mens' room. The urinals give it away." I later see her at the customer service desk and I could tell she had seen me too because her head was down and a hand was covering her face.
They sure do...they bring the word disgusting to a new level...downward.The urinals give it away.
They aren't urinals...they are porcelain "shewees"They sure do...they bring the word disgusting to a new level...downward.
I have accidently walked into a Men's bathroom a frw times in my short life. Even if no man was "standing there" I was totally embarrassed and mortified before running out. I have been in a long line of ladies waiting to use the restroom, while looking longingly at the men's door that had no line, but there's "no way, Hosea" I'm gonna go in. Why no men in line...I think they all use trees.I once found myself in the same "rest room" with a lady. Neither of us checked to see who had made the error.
She giggled and said "we had better not walk out together". My reply was "Well if we do we had better not hold hands".
They sure do...they bring the word disgusting to a new level...downward.
I have accidently walked into a Men's bathroom a frw times in my short life. Even if no man was "standing there" I was totally embarrassed and mortified before running out. I have been in a long line of ladies waiting to use the restroom, while looking longingly at the men's door that had no line, but there's "no way, Hosea" I'm gonna go in. Why no men in line...I think they all use trees.
I often speak random assemblages of sentences.
I think both bear and bare can work here in tandem together.They’re going for the bear necessities of life.
I often speak random assemblages of sentences.
Highness.Uranus!
And.
Urinal.
Running neck and neck!
These things happen when you laugh too hard.It can happen after a “shewee” moment.
I'm laughing too hard at this moment.These things happen when you laugh too hard.
It can happen after a “shewee” moment.
I've gotten Peg to the edge in public a number of times before giving her a chance to control herself. When walking hand-in-hand I'd slip back, walk squatting and use my other hand to scratch myself. I call it "monkeying".These things happen when you laugh too hard.
I've gotten Peg to the edge in public a number of times before giving her a chance to control herself. When walking hand-in-hand I'd slip back, walk squatting and use my other hand to scratch myself. I call it "monkeying".
Rick, I'd call it just plain "gross".I've gotten Peg to the edge in public a number of times before giving her a chance to control herself. When walking hand-in-hand I'd slip back, walk squatting and use my other hand to scratch myself. I call it "monkeying".
Hey, hey we're the Not...we just monkey around.Hey, hey we’re the Monkees people say we monkey around.
Loved it... it was awesome!
I often speak random assemblages of sentences.
Seen it before. Just as funny now.Just when you think you've had a bad journey this guy had a worse one.
Then there is thisSeen it before. Just as funny now.
We spent 47 hours in airports or airplanes to get home once at 11 pm. We kept a neighbor waiting another hour while we and the baggage manager searched for a missing pack. We gave up and went home. In the morning I got a call with the good news that the pack was found but the news was delivered in a really bad way. After identifying ourselves an agent asked in a very accusatory way "Why didn't you pick up your bag last night?"
So says the law firm of Camino, Chris, Bail & Bonds.
"Have you been injured in a holiday family brawl?"So says the law firm of Camino, Chris, Bail & Bonds.
A bed post??Thanks Rick...I owe you one.
They only abduct Tom Hanks impersonators from "Big".or people using a zebra crossing. The rest of us are safe.Beware of UFO abductions.
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I'd rather choose riding on a roller coaster for fun...I fear those too.
I'd better make my will. I'm dooooooomed.
I hope you bequeath the 5 of us something.I'd better make my will. I'm dooooooomed.
Give Turga the pink elephant, Chris will take care of the white elephant.I'd better make my will. I'm dooooooomed.
No can do.Give Turga the pink elephant, Chris will take care of the white elephant.
I have many "white elephants" downstairs in my basement. We have often played that game at Christmas gatherings and they bring lots of laughs. One year I got stuck with a frozen beef heart cuz it was wrapped so pretty...yuk!Give Turga the pink elephant, Chris will take care of the white elephant.
Two elephants "rubbed" together will produce more.No can do.
I haven't got two elephants to rub together.
A friend did .Peter, your new Avatar is really awesome! I think you probably designed it yourself.
Not the usual words heard on the cockpit recorder.View attachment 113856
I'll bank on it that there is a major problem on the horizen.
Best chuckle of the day. Thank you.
There has always been one question that I hope another member can answer with regard to ice in containers.
I guess this is a UK problem. I'm reading Non-Americans Are Sharing Things The US Does Better Than Anyone Else and I saw thisWhen I have taken the children to MacDonalds (I know..bad parent but they liked to go) and I have bought a Coca Cola, with lid and straw...how do MacDonalds get any Coca Cola into the container with the ammount of ice they put in first?
It could still be better though."Ice in drinks. America has a better beverage-to-ice ratio than just about anywhere else in the world."
Ours is an ice to beverage I guess rather than the other way round.I guess this is a UK problem. I'm reading Non-Americans Are Sharing Things The US Does Better Than Anyone Else and I saw this
It could still be better though.
Ours is an ice to beverage I guess rather than the other way round.
Still, lifting the cup is close to a weight lifting regime...so Mickey D's could claim to helping to make us fitter and burning a few calories whilst supping the sugary darkness.
I remember the bottles well...and refundable. I used to collect the discarded ones when visiting family. Returned we used to get 3d (old money) in exchange.And way back when the world was young Coke was sold in 6 ounce glass bottles and then Pepsi doubled the size for the same price, 5 cents.McDonald's cup sizes around the world
BuzzFeed collected McDonald's cups from different countries to see just how they compared -- and (un)surprisingly, cups in the USA were the biggest by far. In America, a small drink is 16 oz., a medium is 21 oz., and a large is 30 oz.www.aol.com
I remember similar, too. It was recycling at its best...unfortunately plastic became the norm. We can recycle it, but for kids there is less incentive now cuz no coins are jingling in their pockets as a reward.I
I remember the bottles well...and refundable. I used to collect the discarded ones when visiting family. Returned we used to get 3d (old money) in exchange.
4 empties used to get you a free one.
I'm laughing at your laughing...Brilliant.
And you can both stop laughing at me cuz I care...I'm laughing at your laughing...
I'm laughing at NY laughing at you laughing at me now.And you can both stop laughing at me cuz I care...
I'm at a loss for words...I'm laughing at NY laughing at you laughing at me now.
That has to be a firstI'm at a loss for words...
And what's the difference between psychopathy and sociopathy?
I don't know and I don't care.And what's the difference between psychopathy and sociopathy?
"Laugh and the whole world laughs with you".....boy, that joke must have travelled quickly.I don't know and I don't care.
It did travel quickly...from one side of the flat earth to the other side.Laugh and the whole world laughs with you....boy, that joke must have travelled quickly.
Easily done. Earth is only 10 km deep.It did travel quickly...from one side of the flat earth to the other side.
And what's the difference between psychopathy and sociopathy?
What are you implying? Bring it up again and I'll kill you.
Why were you using her lipstick in the first place?The other day my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick.
Why were you using her lipstick in the first place?
What are you implying? Bring it up again and I'll kill you
Maybe so, but today is a new day to get the humor going. I've had a few laughs already... post #1786 had me in stitches.the laughing was yesterday.
I only read bright/healthy jokes.I read all that collection of dark/sick jokes
It's good to share though.Hey BB, I read all that collection of dark/sick jokes yesterday too. I kept Peg waiting for our daily walk to start while I read every one, some to her. I've had decades to twist her humor to the dark side and so she was laughing crazily too. Sorry for only giving you likes but the laughing was yesterday.
Keep the earplugs ready in case she starts talkingThe other day my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick. I accidentally passed her a gluestick.
She still isn't talking to me.
(The time is actually 2:40and a half)...I'm a pedant.
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