The not so serious thread V

[Bristle Boy]

Speaking of noisy neighbors in English towns.

A quote from one.
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"It has to be true....I read it on the internet".

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I think King Arthur has said similar and we sure know that anything he says is pure fantasy.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Got it!

Turga...you a winner! Is this your first or second time? YOU GOT IT...Congrats! You win a night at a sleepy village somewhere in England...complete with a free breakfast.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I think King Arthur has said similar and we sure know that anything he says is pure fantasy.

I seem to recall he said "What a stupid place to leave a sword".

 

[Turga]

I seem to recall he said "What a stupid place to leave a sword".

I seem to recall he said, “This stupid stone on the tip on my sword makes it so heavy!”

 

[Bristle Boy]

I seem to recall he said, “This stupid stone on the tip on my sword makes it so heavy!”

That will teach him to use a cement mixer next time.

 

[Turga]

That will teach him to use a cement mixer next time.

That’ll teach him to use paper mache for his future show-off tricks.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

 

[nycwalking]

Got it!

Congratulations!

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

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He wish.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

 

[nycwalking]

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Junk mail?

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Junk mail?

Yes , it's sometimes worse than bills.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Yes , it's sometimes worse than bills.

True. I dislike junk mail. We have probably never ordered anything from those solicitations and for years I no longer open it...it goes straight to the recycle bin.
My dad opened his junk mail and if a pre-stamped self address envelope was enclosed to use for your "convenience", he would stuff all the original contents into it and mail it back....I thought it humorous.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

True. I dislike junk mail. We have probably never ordered anything from those solicitations and for years I no longer open it...it goes straight to the recycle bin.
My dad opened his junk mail and if a pre-stamped self address envelope was enclosed to use for your "convenience", he would stuff all the original contents into it and mail it back....I thought it humorous.
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We use these on our mailbox.

"Nee Nee" , you get only mail with your name on it.
"Nee Ja" , you get only local papers.
"Ja Ja" , you get everything.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

What do you see??

 

[nycwalking]

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What do you see??

Our elephants just need red toenail polish.

 

[Turga]

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What do you see??

An elephant with a koala bear sitting on its head being pushed into the water by a giant beagle?

 

[Bristle Boy]

An elephant with a koala bear sitting on its head being pushed into the water by a giant beagle?

I couldn't get past different shaped chunks of milk chocolate some shaped as elephants. I'm a sad case.

 

[Turga]

I couldn't get past different shaped chunks of milk chocolate some shaped as elephants. I'm a sad case.

Don't worry - I'm sure there is a cure....

 

[Bristle Boy]

Don't worry - I'm sure there is a cure....

There is no cure....I'm doooooomed!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Our elephants just need red toenail polish.

Oh thanks, NYC...I saw a bird whose tail was the elephant's trunk and whose trunk looked like the undercarriage of a man.

I couldn't get past different shaped chunks of milk chocolate some shaped as elephants. I'm a sad case.

If that was chocolate, I'd never eat a bite.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The newest safety feature aboard the aircraft.

 

[Bristle Boy]

The newest safety feature aboard the aircraft.
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The book's sucking his brain out....or is it a new style book rest?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The book's sucking his brain out....or is it a new style book rest?

I'm not sure. We need to ask the flight atendant...she's been trained to know everything.

 

[nycwalking]

The book's sucking his brain out....or is it a new style book rest?

Well, he is reading Koontz.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Well, he is reading Koontz.

And "seize the night".....spooky.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

And "seize the night".....spooky.

Koontz spooks.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I'm not sure. We need to ask the flight atendant...she's been trained to know everything.

I'll bet she doesn't know what's going to win the 2.30 at Ascot!

 

[nycwalking]

I'll bet she doesn't know what's going to win the 2.30 at Ascot!

Only the Shadow knows.

 

[Turga]

A little song to cheer us all up here on the nut-thread

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I'll bet she doesn't know what's going to win the 2.30 at Ascot!

She only knows planes, trains and automobiles.
What's the Ascot?...Must be a UK event, like our Kentucky Derby. Yep, just googled...only google knows absolutely everything.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

A little song to cheer us all up here on the nut-thread

Turga, that video makes all of us Nuts on the Not look sane.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

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[nycwalking]

A little song to cheer us all up here on the nut-thread

I love it.

Thanks.

They’ve already taken me away: Haha!

 

[nycwalking]

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The red toenails are hidden.

 

[nycwalking]

A spork.

 

[Bristle Boy]

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A spork.

Verse 3 of "The owl and the pussycat"

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat

They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon, The moon, The moon, They danced by the light of the moon.

www.poetryfoundation.org

 

[Turga]

Verse 3 of "The owl and the pussycat"

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat

They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon, The moon, The moon, They danced by the light of the moon.

www.poetryfoundation.org

The perfect wedding....

 

[Bristle Boy]

The perfect wedding....

Opposites attract.

 

[Turga]

They’ve already taken me away: Haha!

Me too - I'm fine here in my small room with no windows and very soft walls

 

[Bristle Boy]

Me too - I'm fine here in my small room with no windows and very soft walls

I'm jealous.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Me too - I'm fine here in my small room with no windows and very soft walls

No more Caminos for you...so sad.

 

[Turga]

No more Caminos for you...so sad.

The nice, weird-looking man told me that if I can guess what all his funny ink-spots look like I can get out. Piece of cake, they all look like elephants

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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CGI?

The nice, weird-looking man told me that if I can guess what all his funny ink-spots look like I can get out. Piece of cake, they all look like elephants

You are elefantisizing...you won't be getting out any time soon.

 

[JabbaPapa]

 

[Bristle Boy]

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A spork.

I looked up the origin of the word "Runcible".
Apparently it was used by Edward Lear and first appeared in his poem. He also has described a runcible hat....to be worn on a runcible head.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Nature always leads the way.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I looked up the origin of the word "Runcible".
Apparently it was used by Edward Lear and first appeared in his poem. He also has described a runcible hat....to be worn on a runcible head.

This is definitely a bunch of nonsense that makes no sense.

 

[Turga]

This is definitely a bunch of nonsense that makes no sense.

Nonsense that makes no sense? You are kidding!

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Due to a lack of civilian drivers and because a lot of people stand in line for a few liters of fuel.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Due to a lack of civilian drivers and because a lot of people stand in line for a few liters of fuel.

And a free roll of toilet paper with every fill up..... its FOMO all over again. (The fear of missing out).

 

[Camino Chrissy]

And a free roll of toilet paper with every fill up..... its FOMO all over again. (The fear of missing out).

For me it's the FOOBH. (The fear of one brown hand.) I wish I had a free roll of toilet paper with every Baby Ruth candy bar I ate....they are my favorite.

 

[nycwalking]

For me it's the FOOBH. (The fear of one brown hand.) I wish I had a free roll of toilet paper with every Baby Ruth candy bar I ate....they are my favorite.

FOOBH!



Sloppy Joe anyone.

 

[nycwalking]

Happy World Maritime day.

I am enjoying my boat.

 

[Turga]

Happy World Maritime day.

I am enjoying my boat.
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Nice little piece of driftwood

 

[JabbaPapa]

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‘What do you mean panic buying? There’s a sale on!’​

 

[JabbaPapa]

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‘The getaway driver’s still queuing for petrol!’​

 

[Bristle Boy]

Happy World Maritime day.

I am enjoying my boat.
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Looks a little like one of my lifeboats.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Looks a little like one of my lifeboats.

Looks quite sturdy...mine can be punctured with a knitting needle

 

[nycwalking]

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‘The getaway driver’s still queuing for petrol!’​

He’s gonna be outta luck.

Here’s part of the problem.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Wow, I've got a whole page of posts to catch up on. Anyway, here's my "I'm back" post. It is a post for another thread that I self-edited.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Wow, I've got a whole page of posts to catch up on. Anyway, here's my "I'm back" post. It is a post for another thread that I self-edited.
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Rick, I just replied to that post.
I guess you didn't make it to Illinois on your westward journey...maybe some other time...or I will do an eastward journey by aerocraft. My deceased sister's husband was planning to see Aerosmith at Fenway Park, but it was cancelled. Now he and girlfriend are going west to Vegas to see the Rolling Stones in November...I hope the Stones are not stoned and will still be alive in another month...I think they are older than us.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Reminds me of the retired couple who had saved up to take their trip of a lifetime. The trouble was he wanted to go to New York to see the Yankees play and she wanted to go to Rome to see the Pope. They compromised and went to St. Louis to see the Cardinals.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Rick, I just replied to that post.
I guess you didn't make it to Illinois on your westward journey...maybe some other time...or I will do an eastward journey by aerocraft. My deceased sister's husband was planning to see Aerosmith at Fenway Park, but it was cancelled. Now he and girlfriend are going west to Vegas to see the Rolling Stones in November...I hope the Stones are not stoned and will still be alive in another month...I think they are older than us.

Now....that has brought back some memories. Saw the "Stones" back in '83 when they played Ashton Gate. One of the support groups was the J.Geils band...they were awesome.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Now....that has brought back some memories. Saw the "Stones" back in '83 when they played Ashton Gate. One of the support groups was the J.Geils band...they were awesome.

Never heard of that band, but it was an extremely long time ago. You preferred them over the Stones? Wow, seeing the Stones when they were still young...you must'a been a baby...no? Were the tickets in the three figure price range back then, like now?
Were you laid out prostrate? Now you would have prostate problems.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Never heard of that band, but it was an extremely long time ago. You preferred them over the Stones? Wow, seeing the Stones when they were still young...you must'a been a baby...no? Were the tickets in the three figure price range back then, like now?
Were you laid out prostrate? Now you would have prostate problems.

Not that expensive...but it's all relative to the time.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Not that expensive...but it's all relative to the time.

So very true, but I'm sure still expensive for the times and relevant to the wages earned back then...ouch.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

A son's gift to his dad.

Yahoo Lifestyle: Son hilariously Photoshops family picture his dad hated for 30 years: ‘I literally cried laughing’.

Son hilariously Photoshops family picture his dad hated for 30 years: ‘I literally cried laughing’

The gag gift went viral on TikTok with over 62 million views.

www.yahoo.com

 

[JabbaPapa]

 

[nycwalking]

Charge it!

 

[Bristle Boy]

Charge it!

Perhaps the entrepreneur responsible for the Tesla should have been called Eon Musk.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Perhaps the entrepreneur responsible for the Tesla should have been called Eon Musk.

He is Ego Musk.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Charge it!

Charge it by charging it.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

He is Ego Musk.

Absolutely , Super Ego.........Musk

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Absolutely , Super Ego.........Musk

Ergo, he is an egomaniac.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

A man was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

The man looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'

 

[Turga]

A man was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

The man looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'

That's what I'd call 'a close shave'

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Ergo, he is an egomaniac.

Even better

 

[JabbaPapa]

 

[Bristle Boy]

There are always the ones who can have the ultimate satisfaction....and walk past.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

There are always the ones who can have the ultimate satisfaction....and walk past.

I get a bit of satisfaction to drive past and not gawk or even look over. ...

 

[nycwalking]

Sad that!

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Turga]

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The Dead Rabbits could be a good theme for Halloween

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The Dead Rabbits could be a good theme for Halloween

Is there nothing google doesn't know?
True story...About five years ago we found a rabbit's head in our front yard. It seemed to be cut off perfectly at the neck with a pair of loppers, not by a hawk or coyote which then would have been mutilated. It always stumped me as to what happened and I'd wondered if it was part of a satanic ritual of some sort.

 

[Turga]

About five years ago we found a rabbit's head in our front yard.

Good thing you didn't find it under the blanket in your bed!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Is there nothing google doesn't know?
True story...About five years ago we found a rabbit's head in our front yard. It seemed to be cut off perfectly at the neck with a pair of loppers, not by a hawk or coyote which then would have been mutilated. It always stumped me as to what happened and I'd wondered if it was part of a satanic ritual of some sort.

You witnessed the result of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Another true story...


P.S. I verified this on Snopes and the BBC ran an article on it so it "must" be true....am I gullible?

 

[Turga]

Another true story...
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P.S. I verified this on Snopes and the BBC ran an article on it so it "must" be true....am I gullible?
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I have a lot on my mind about animal cruelty and stuff, but as this is the Not Serious thread, I will stand down

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I just thought of another true story...(Turga, close your eyes.)
In a neighboring town to me a bar hosts an annual outdoor event; the "Turkey Testicle Festival". Although I have never attended, the times I've driven past, the parking lot is filled with vehicles and motorcycles.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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I wouldn't choose that one.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I wouldn't choose that one.

We don't blame you. We shopped around and picked up this locally.

Netflix: This is a Robbery

 

[Camino Chrissy]

We don't blame you. We shopped around and picked up this locally.

Netflix: This is a Robbery

I see the heist of 1990 included the painting of the lady wearing the toilet seat around her neck.
Rick, your arrest will be any day.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

good exercise these stairs

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Beautiful