The not so serious thread V

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Then you are going to have to imagine I sent it.

Done. Now I have to imagine the post office won't lose it.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Done. Now I have to imagine the post office won't lose it.

Yes...and the mailman delivering it to NYC's aunt won't have to imagine macing that chiuhuahua.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Hey, I was in the shower and had a thought so I came out dripping wet to make sure I could make post #200 and I found out I already did.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I almost missed it because I thought there was an E in nativity.

Same here! I almost spelled it with two "E"'s.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Hey, I was in the shower and had a thought so I came out dripping wet to make sure I could make post #200 and I found out I already did.

The imaginary prize is on it's way....

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Yes...and the mailman delivering it to NYC's aunt won't have to imagine macing that chiuhuahua.

Yes, but I didn't imagine the Chihuahua that attached itself to my leg.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Same here! I almost spelled it with two "E"'s.

The way I spell it is worth more in scrabble
I get extra points for stupidity. (Or should that be illiteracy )

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Hey, I was in the shower and had a thought so I came out dripping wet to make sure I could make post #200 and I found out I already did.

Wow! We were having so much fun we all forgot about winning! You get nothing Rick, cuz it was a fluke...you had no clue.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

The way I spell it is worth more in scrabble
I get extra points for stupidity. (Or should that be illiteracy )

Your extra points are being added to the empty imaginay box...the one in your head.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Yes, but I didn't imagine the Chihuahua that attached itself to my leg.

It's what he was imagining you have to worry about!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

It's what he was imagining you have to worry about!

I thought that dog was just scratching an itch.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Admit it Chris...you only cleaned the floor in the picture...the rest is filthy.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

You get nothing Rick, cuz it was a fluke...you had no clue.

I had Clue once but I still have Risk, Checkers and TWO Dominos sets.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Rick, your consolation prize is in the mail. ...two tickets to see Boy George in concert.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Admit it Chris...you only cleaned the floor in the picture...the rest is filthy.

My secret is out. It only took ten seconds to swipe a two foot section with my Swiffer.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I had Clue once but I still have Risk, Checkers and TWO Dominos sets.

I used to play cards with TWO packs...until I was caught.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I had Clue once but I still have Risk, Checkers and TWO Dominos sets.

Brilliant!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I used to play cards with TWO packs...until I was caught.

I'm sure you were caught RED handed.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I'm sure you were caught RED handed.

It wasn't good when I declared five aces.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I had Clue once but I still have Risk, Checkers and TWO Dominos sets.

We have Risk, Dominos, Aggravation, Balderdash, Rummycub, a few others...and Scrabble missing the letters NTVEYEAT.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

It wasn't good when I declared five aces.

Yep, you are not good at Math like I've noticed before.

 

[Bristle Boy]

We have Risk, Dominos, Aggravation, Balderdash, Rummycub, a few others...and Scrabble missing the letters NTVEYEA.

How are you going to spell the word TAVENTEY?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I used to play cards with TWO packs...until I was caught.

You played with two decks and one Ace.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

How are you going to spell the word AVENTEY?

I edited!...so there!

 

[nycwalking]

Same here! I almost spelled it with two "E"'s.

According to an elected official that extra “E” belongs at end of potato(E).

 

[Bristle Boy]

I edited!...so there!

I've edited as well..so there.

 

[Bristle Boy]

According to an elected official that extra “E” belongs at end of potato(E).

Everyone knows it belongs at the end of Tomatoe.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I've edited as well..so there.

I see you did!...so there!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Everyone knows it belongs at the end of Tomatoe.

She says Potatoe, you say Tomatoe...
I say Tiptoe through the tulips with me.

 

[Bristle Boy]

She says Potatoe, you say Tomatoe...
I say Tiptoe through the tulips with me.

It is such a lovely day in a minute I will be tiptoeing through the weeds and doing some gardening.
I wish I was pushing an imaginary lawnmower.

 

[nycwalking]

It is such a lovely day in a minute I will be tiptoeing through the weeds and doing some gardening.

I thought it was tip toe through the tulips.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I thought it was tip toe through the tulips.

No tulips here I'm afraid...not in.my chamomile lawn

 

[Camino Chrissy]

It is such a lovely day in a minute I will be tiptoeing through the weeds and doing some gardening.
I wish I was pushing an imaginary lawnmower.

When you finish weeding at your place...tip toe over to my house and dig out the weeds in my garden.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

No tulips here I'm afraid...not in.my chamomile lawn

Lovely...I only know of chamomile as a tea to drink at nighttime for sleepytime.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Lovely...I only know of chamomile as a tea to drink at nighttime for sleepytime.

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Yes...my chamomiles have lovely yellow flowers and when the flower dies they have a lovely circular silvery seed head that blows over the lawn. The children used to blow them and pretend to tell tbe time.They seed so well I don't have to buy any more next year.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Yes...my chamomiles have lovely yellow flowers and when the flower dies they have a lovely circular seed head that blows over the lawn. The children used to blow them and pretend to tell tbe time.They seed so well I don't have to buy any more next year.

My kids always blew dandelion seeds into the neighbor's yards....just kidding.
On hikes in the fall I like to open milk pods and blow those silky seeds in the wind...it's the kid in me!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Like this!

 

[Bristle Boy]

My kids always blew dandelion seeds into the neighbor's yards....just kidding.
On hikes in the fall I like to open milk pods and blow those silky seeds in the wind...it's the kid in me!

What you talking about Willis??
Are you telling me they are Dandelions?
No wonder I didn't win any prizes in the "Open Garden" competition.

 

[nycwalking]

What you talking about Willis??
Are you telling me they are Dandelions?
No wonder I didn't win any prizes in the "Open Garden" competition.

It’s, it’s not Superman, it’s a dandelion.

 

[Bristle Boy]

It’s, it’s not Superman, it’s a dandelion.

I'll have to use some Kryptonite on them then...

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I'll have to use some Kryptonite on them then...

Harmless, but beautiful!
Btw...who Willis? The soccer(football) ball friend in "Castaway"?

 

[Bristle Boy]

Harmless, but beautiful!
Btw...who Willis? The soccer(football) ball friend in "Castaway"?

Think you are thinking about Wilson....
When my eldest son went away to university we settled him in to his room and told him we would get him a wilson to keep him company.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Think you are thinking about Wilson....
When my eldest son went away to university we settled him in to his room and told him we would get him a wilson to keep him company.

Oh yes...Wilson!

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Oh yes...Wilson!

Did anyone else see the director's cut where Wilson had a Gilligan like "little buddy" called Titleist?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Did anyone else see the director's cut where Wilson had a Gilligan like "little buddy" called Titleist?

I know very little about golf. I picked my brother-in-law's name for a Christmas gift exchange a few years ago. He requested golfing gloves. I went to a specialty store and was surprised to learn golfers use just "one" glove and not a pair. I never realized Michael Jackson was a golfer, too.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I picked my brother-in-law's name for a Christmas gift exchange a few years ago. He requested golfing gloves. I went to a specialty store ...

And got him this?

 

[Bristle Boy]

And got him this?

I used to have two gloves like that but I had a hole in one.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I used to have two gloves like that but I had a hole in one.

Brilliant, BB!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

And got him this?

It depends if this guy is a right handed or left handed golfer. I'm not sure which my brother-in-law is...could'a been an ooops. If so, he wouldn't have "teed happy".

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

It depends if this guy is a right handed or left handed golfer. I'm not sure which my brother-in-law is...could'a been an ooops. If so, he wouldn't have "teed happy".

He'd have been teed off though.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

He'd have been teed off though.

Another brilliant reply...both of you guys are really "on your game" today...and my guess is that neither of you are golfers.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Another brilliant reply...both of you guys are really "on your game" today...and my guess is that neither of you are golfers.

I play a modified version. When on a walk in the woods I pick up a strong but flexible stick and use it to flick debris off the trail. It's a flick stick, not a golf club. I get more chances to flick than golfers get to swing and high scores mean more than low scores. It's a helluva lot cheaper too.

 

[Bristle Boy]

Another brilliant reply...both of you guys are really "on your game" today...and my guess is that neither of you are golfers.

You are right. I have an inseparable walking companion and if I were to hit a ball he would only bring it back.
It's a good sport for those wearing harlequined jumpers, have one cold hand and like a good walk.

 

[nycwalking]

You are right. I have an inseparable walking companion and if I were to hit a ball he would only bring it back.
It's a good sport for those wearing harlequined jumpers, have one cold hand and like a good walk.

Wait.

You and Rick are walking out together?

 

[Bristle Boy]

Wait.

You and Rick are walking out together?

We don't mind walking together but we draw the line at holding hands.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I play a modified version. When on a walk in the woods I pick up a strong but flexible stick and use it to flick debris off the trail. It's a flick stick, not a golf club. I get more chances to flick than golfers get to swing and high scores mean more than low scores. It's a helluva lot cheaper too.

I play modified soccer when I walk on trails. I kick whatever is available, whether a stone, pinecone, acorn, etc and try to keep it directly in front of me as long as possible until it goes by the wayside...I'm a sport's enthusiast.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

It's a good sport for those wearing harlequined jumpers

What's this, BB? Our golfers wear hoity toity white sweaters. Harlequins are a series of trashy romance novels...and no, I've never read one, but have seen many recycled at garage sales over the years...just sayin'.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

We don't mind walking together but we draw the line at holding hands.

If one of you are ambidextrous you could wear the glove opposite, and hold hands without touching each other...just a thought.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

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Buy 20 five and dime stores then.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

It's a good sport for those wearing harlequined jumpers, have one cold hand and like a good walk.

Your golfers walk!?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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The dollar stores provide me with as fine of things as I usually need...the other fine things I buy for a dollar often come from thrift stores....I do have a "few" exceptions.

 

[nycwalking]

Buy 20 five and dime stores then.

I don’t have the capital.

 

[Bristle Boy]

I don’t have the capital.

Here's a few for you...


GHTIRSTTTTVBN

And a few more capitols....

LONDON, ROME, WASHINGTON......DC.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

I don’t have the capital.

Wow!
You can buy five and dimes today for a dime.

 

[nycwalking]

Here's a few for you...


GHTIRSTTTTVBN

And a few more capitols....

LONDON, ROME, WASHINGTON......DC.

I’ll take my two cents and buy all listed.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I’ll take my two cents and buy all listed.

I'll offer my two cents worth to tell you your two cents will buy you nuthin'.

 

[nycwalking]

I'll offer my two cents worth to tell you your two cents will buy you nuthin'.

Back to a lack of capital problem, ergo no capitols for: me, myself, and I.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Back to a lack of capital problem, ergo no capitols for: me, myself, and I.

How about doric, ionic, and corinthian?

 

[Bristle Boy]

Back to a lack of capital problem, ergo no capitols for: me, myself, and I.

I'm willing to lend you the money...but not all three of you.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

How about doric, ionic, and corinthian?

Why this? I looked...ground floor, middle floor, and top floor...reminds me of the elevator at the clinic I go to but I'm not in Greece.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

I'm willing to lend you the money...but not all three of you.

Why not? It only equals six cents...not "sixth sense".

 

[nycwalking]

Why not? It only equals six cents...not "sixth sense".

I see dead people.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Your golfers walk!?

No , his Lambeth Walk.

 

[Bristle Boy]

And the only advice that these "stick swingers" take is to get Jacobtrans to carry their bag all the way round. They must have read the forum and travel light.
When they get to their next stage they take out their credencial and mark their own card...no sello for them.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

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He should keep her in the basement.

 

[nycwalking]

He should keep her in the basement.

He couldn’t keep her pegged down.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

He couldn’t keep her pegged down.

Hilariously brilliant!

 

[Camino Chrissy]

He should keep her in the basement.

If you would let Peg out, she would possibly help you with all that garden weeding you've had to do after coming home...so quit complaining.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

Peg just left me because I'm insecure.

Oh, no, wait, she's back. She just went for groceries.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Peg just left me because I'm insecure.

Oh, no, wait, she's back. She just went for groceries.

Well help her carry all the bags in...I'm sure it's exhausting going up and down those stairs with no help.

 

[nycwalking]

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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True dat! My best local friend is a pretty German gal I've known for twenty years. I just returned home from a 4 mile walk with her. She's very kind and loves me no matter what!
Btw...her maiden name was Dingfelder.

 

[WalkingJane]

My favorite dummy...

Oh thank you!!!

 

[Bristle Boy]

True dat! My best local friend is a pretty German gal I've known for twenty years. I just returned home from a 4 mile walk with her. She's very kind and loves me no matter what!
Btw...her maiden name was Dingfelder.

Somehow her name loses something in translation....ding/thing and felder/fields.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Somehow her name loses something in translation....ding/thing and felder/fields.

In translating her name to English it is...Thingfields.
Thanks, BB, for translating it for us in Wurzel dialect.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

HOW TO MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK
(written by kids)

1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then..
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 (Love her )

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is...

9. HOW WOULD YOU A MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 11

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

HOW TO MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK
(written by kids)

1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then..
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 (Love her )

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is...

9. HOW WOULD YOU A MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 11

It's so brilliant but with a twist. ❤❤

 

[nycwalking]

Once again not one is red.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

For someone with a death wish.

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

What was first , the door or the stairs???

 

[Camino Chrissy]

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What was first , the door or the stairs???

Not sure...it was an Ikea assembly kit missing a few instructions.

 

[nycwalking]

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What was first , the door or the stairs???

A cat burglar lives here.

 

[Rick of Rick and Peg]

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What was first , the door or the stairs???

This one is easy. I put up the stairs first.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

A cat burglar lives here.

What about just a plain, nice cat living there.

 

[Camino Chrissy]

This one is easy. I put up the stairs first.

Good one!...It makes total sense cuz the Ikea instructions said... "all parts are not included".

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

Be careful out there

 

[Peter Fransiscus]

This one is easy. I put up the stairs first.

That are your words but are they true ???