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A happy new year to all the "notters ".Hello forum friends one and all.
A number of us have been enjoying silly threads for a few years, so we are continuing the smiles and chuckles for another round. Anyone who likes to laugh, or share a pun is welcome to join in!
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Thanks BB! The first post of the New Year! Rick's doesn't count.A happy new year to all the "notters ".
Things can only get better.
Who can spot Professor Brian Cox?
And Sir David Attenborough went from being the Controller of BBC2 to the national treasure he is today.Thanks BB! The first post of the New Year! Rick's doesn't count.
From musician to physicist...that must be a "first ever" career change. It says he may take over for David Attenborough, who is 90+++...it may be sooner rather than later.
I often learn new things on the forum and this nugget is no exception...Brian Cox was a musician and Sir D.A. can't sing. Oh, the irony!And Sir David Attenborough went from being the Controller of BBC2 to the national treasure he is today.
I understand he doesn't sing well.
Wow, two of them! Must be an English thing...maybe BB is both a donkey and a Mathematician.Brian Harold May CBE (born 19 July 1947) is an English musician and astrophysicist who achieved fame as lead guitarist of the rock band Queen.
I don't remember ever seeing a BBC showing of Brian Cox. I do recognize Brian May. For science shows I more typically see Brian Greene, but I think he only listens to music.Who can spot Professor Brian Cox?
I'd not heard of any of them, but apparently all three Brians have Brains.What is it with all these Brians anyway?
Ndakazi "took her final breath in the loving arms of her caretaker and lifelong friend, Andre Bauma," at September 26 at age 14.
Ummm, yep!Anyone been either or?
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Yes. I have been called an andnthus.Anyone been either or?
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Probably most of us have been a hoghenhine at one time or another, especially when family or a good friend/s live far away. Sometimes we are encouraged to come back again...other times they whisper "good riddence" under their breath.Yes. I have been called an andnthus.
Anyone been either or?
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Rick...are you saying that you have an ego that needs help?Well, while confession is good for the soul it's not so great for the ego and it's my ego that needs help right now.
Well we carnivores do love meat. Got sausage in my freezer...pork and turkey.Been a hoghenhine.
I’m hungry.
Got pork sausage in fridge.
In your case cook up some pork and shrimp wontons then.Been a hoghenhine.
I’m hungry.
Got pork sausage in fridge.
Does this include the kids that keep.on coming back.Anyone been either or?
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This is a confusing puzzle to assemble.Rick , you where talking about the Belgium - Dutch borders.
Here is probably the most strange one.
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Yes, they are called boomerang kids...Australia has more adult kids returning home than all other countries.Does this include the kids that keep.on coming back.
I've been spending Christmas with my new activity of Schmutzwortsuche...
When no one is looking try DonaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänI've been spending Christmas with my new activity of Schmutzwortsuche...
Dunning-Kruger effect in effect here.I thought I was a genius knowing how to spell supercalifragilisticexpielidocious.
Showing results for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Search instead for supercalifragilisticexpielidocious
Well I only had one little teeny typo...I'm pretty proud of myself.Dunning-Kruger effect in effect here.
It means , Dirty word search.What's Schmutzwortsuche.
I did see that definition, but assumed google made a mistake cuz it made no sense to me. Thanks for confirming its accuracy.It means , Dirty word search.
Good on you Peter...I was waiting.It means , Dirty word search.
I think they are rated and the best ones are first. This time you didn't miss much afer 50 anyway.Yes, you have introduced us to Bored Panda. I looked at the pictures...they kept going and going, so I stopped at #50 as that was enough amusement for one day.
I'll assume Turga on the toilet was way low on the list.I think they are rated and the best ones are first. This time you didn't miss much afer 50 anyway.
Yep. Low on the loo list too.I'll assume Turga on the toilet was way low on the list.
Have I mentioned how funny BoredPanda is?
50 Cursed Adverts From ‘Ads With Threatening Auras’ (New Pics)
There was a place where we all can spread our disgust for cursed blurbs. It's a Facebook group, called 'Ads with threatening auras.'www.boredpanda.com
It will introduce you to new services and products. Like this one:
Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.supercalifragilisticexpielidocious
Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
That's a fancier version of the next larger model by the same manufacturer. I was given a tour by an owner. He said that in this trailer if you dropped the soap in the shower you had room to bend over to pick it up.Hey, I took this picture today on my six mile loop walk in Gulf State park. It reminded me of you and your little camper.
If the guy used liquid soap then bending over would not be a problem no matter how small the camper.That's a fancier version of the next larger model by the same manufacturer. I was given a tour by an owner. He said that in this trailer if you dropped the soap in the shower you had room to bend over to pick it up.
This reminds me that after reading The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe I should pick up its sequel, The Bonfire of the Vanities.Some reading selections whilst you camp.
Sometimes I don't know where you come up with this stuff, Rick. I think I'll be safe as there are no hills here.Chris, be careful while in GS not to get caught between these:
The doctors took a CAT scan and they're confused too.Sometimes I don't know where you come up with this stuff, Rick.
Now I know what my problem is...thanks!The doctors took a CAT scan and they're confused too.
I've seen the film...."cut the red wire!!!".The doctors took a CAT scan and they're confused too.
I have too. The MASH surgeons have dexterous hands and so they have to defuse a badly dropped American bomb when the bomb squad is too busy. They have a manual. I have a feeling it was a real manual.I've seen the film...."cut the red wire!!!".
With so many people changing careers over the last few years I was a bit suspicious of the electrician who did a bit of work around the house recently.I have too. The MASH surgeons have dexterous hands and so they have to defuse a badly dropped American bomb when the bomb squad is too busy. They have a manual. I have a feeling it was a real manual.
That video was too short...then what happened? I'll assume it was the final episode of "Mash".I have too. The MASH surgeons have dexterous hands and so they have to defuse a badly dropped American bomb when the bomb squad is too busy. They have a manual. I have a feeling it was a real manual.
I shouldn't have worried...he baked a great cake.
Trivia fact...Henry was the first character in any television series to die, rather than "move away" to eliminate the character.No. Not the last. But it wouldn't have made a difference to Henry.
Should have been J.R. but like brother Bobbi he would have sprung back up anyway.Trivia fact...Henry was the first character in any television series to die, rather than "move away" to eliminate the character.
How many "poor babys" do you need?Well, while confession is good for the soul it's not so great for the ego and it's my ego that needs help right now.
I'll take three po' boys please.How many "poor babys" do you need?
(I lived in the south quite awhile...........)
Oh, I must switch thisI’ll take four please: mom, dad and his gal, and auntie.
I can't help on the gender issue but perhaps I can help.on womens thinking.I need some help from the women of the Not Serious.
A couple of nights ago Peg pulled down some Jambalaya mix. It's muy picante and she knows it and personally it doesn't bother her but she knows that sometimes I will refuse to eat stuff too hot. She mixed extra rice with it and it sort of worked; a little hotter and I would have found it intolerable.
Here's the help I need: I need an interpreter expert in the language of love to tell me how I should react to this statement of Peg's.
"Seeing as you didn't like it I won't buy it again ... ... ... unless it's on a good sale."
Peg is saying you are not her priority...sales come first of course. She loves them more than she loves you.Here's the help I need: I need an interpreter expert in the language of love to tell me how I should react to this statement of Peg's.
"Seeing as you didn't like it I won't buy it again ... ... ... unless it's on a good sale.
A sale will always win out over a man...duh.I can't help on the gender issue but perhaps I can help.on womens thinking.
Wife: I'm thinking of going shopping today.
Me: But we have no money.
Wife: There is a sale on.
Me: But we have no money.
Wife: I'll be making some savings.
Me: But we have no.money.
I wish she had kept going to the Sales. I would have ended up a wealthy man with all that money saved.A sale will always win out over a man...duh.
Is that why women have a think for sailors? Or is it because they are always away?A sale will always win out over a man...duh.
Hmmm, I'll have to have a think about that.Is that why women have a think for sailors? Or is it because they are always away?
Was he one of the village people?Hmmm, I'll have to have a think about that.I never had a thing for sailors with the exception of my dad...he was in the Navy.
I need some help from the women of the Not Serious.
A couple of nights ago Peg pulled down some Jambalaya mix. It's muy picante and she knows it and personally it doesn't bother her but she knows that sometimes I will refuse to eat stuff too hot. She mixed extra rice with it and it sort of worked; a little hotter and I would have found it intolerable.
Here's the help I need: I need an interpreter expert in the language of love to tell me how I should react to this statement of Peg's.
"Seeing as you didn't like it I won't buy it again ... ... ... unless it's on a good sale."
That's not what this imp says.But my darling it’s on sale!
Ears are fine, provided that a) you are a cat person (most are not), and b) the cat likes you (actually that should be a) ...
I'm a cat person.a) you are a cat person
And definitely not a dog person.
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I used to earn 50p once a week or so for washing our neighbour's car, but I do know what shovelling a path through thick snowfall is like !!
Ahhh yes, memories of earning money for chores as a kid. I have quite a few. Shoveling snow was definitely one of them for me. I liked doing it at night when the nearby street light made the fresh fallen, powdery snow glisten like diamonds.I used to earn 50p once a week or so for washing our neighbour's car, but I do know what shovelling a path through thick snowfall is like !!
Turga looks like he is having a great time, but I'm not sure if roller skating to Santiago qualifies for a Compostela.I see Turga is branching out and earning a few pennies
You are so "yesterday"Turga looks like he is having a great time, but I'm not sure if roller skating to Santiago qualifies for a Compostela.I do know you can hoof it if you are either a donkey or ride on one.
I took a second lookYou are so "yesterday"
They are roller blades.
You are so "yesterday"
They are roller blades.
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