Anything you want for Camino but it doesn't seem to have been invented?

[David]

Hi all ... slow Sunday .. rambling idle thoughts .. Camino - is there anything you would want, or wanted, that doesn't seem to have been invented yet? Or you couldn't find one?

I can think of ...

A 100% waterproof hat like a sailors' yellow south-wester with a good peak but extended with a cowl all the way round so that it drapes like a short cape - to stop that water running down the neck! (which seems to happen whatever you do).

An app on my phone maps that can smell real coffee up to 1km away ...

Non-rustling black bags

Ear plugs with noise-cancelling ability tuned to snoring

Just wondering

 

[CamisMors]

I would love if someone created a backpack with zippers made from completely silent materials. Nothing wakes me up faster than people packing up at 5am.

 

[Tincatinker]

Ear plugs with noise-cancelling ability tuned to snoring

The Beloved has just suggested Tinker plugs that will cancel the snoring.....

Must have been a rough night

 

[el-pe]

Devices that are totally humane that can be used to stop snoring.

 

[K_Lynn]

Helium backpacks - Never have sore shoulders again! Please tie your pack to something when you remove it.

Wonder Socks! - These socks will instantly make your feet cool and comfortable. Removes fatigue. Guaranteed to prevent blisters.

And because there have been a few conversations about food lately Gourmet on the Go - send your location to us with our app and within 10 minutes a full meal will be delivered by drone to you! Nutritionally complete! Delicious! Restricted diet friendly! Simply input your preferences, dietary requirements and restrictions and we will look after the rest! Craving Sweet Potato Curry? No problem! Need Creme Brulee now? It's on its way! Extensive wine list available.

 

[PiesIrlandeses]

Hydrofoil-equipped hiking boots, for gliding through the Primitivo mud.

 

[Dave2525]

A universal translator. (not google translate or anything requiring manual intervention)

On the same theme. A portable replicator.

 

[Getwood]

Devices that are totally humane that can be used to stop snoring.

They already have those! They're called "private rooms." ;-)

 

[ShoshTrvls]

Weightless, portable jacuzzi hot tub. Arrive at your albergue, set it up, and in minutes you are soaking and being massaged by the jets.

 

[Getwood]

Slightly more seriously, the Ultimate Blister/Hot Spot Prevention gizmo. 2nd prize would go to a lotion that can be applied once a day and does the same thing without fail.

 

[J Willhaus]

Phone charger alert minder: if you are leaving the albergue, this device will alert you that you've left your charging cable or an upgraded version also alerts you if you've left your plug adapter. Order now and also get the all around sock, towel, hat, toiletries, and credential/passport minder absolutely free which alerts you when you've left anything out of your pack before you've walked out the door.

 

[t2andreo]

Phone charger alert minder: if you are leaving the albergue, this device will alert you that you've left your charging cable or an upgraded version also alerts you if you've left your plug adapter. Order now and also get the all around sock, towel, hat, toiletries, and credential/passport minder absolutely free which alerts you when you've left anything out of your pack before you've walked out the door.

You could attach an Air Tag, or a similar device, to your charger (by default plugged into your cable). It cna be programmed to alert you if you get out of range. That should be only 30 - 40 feet away.

 

[David]

Phone charger alert minder: if you are leaving the albergue, this device will alert you that you've left your charging cable or an upgraded version also alerts you if you've left your plug adapter. Order now and also get the all around sock, towel, hat, toiletries, and credential/passport minder absolutely free which alerts you when you've left anything out of your pack before you've walked out the door.

Grams accurate portable scale? weigh pack going in and leaving next day?

 

[David]

On the same theme. A portable replicator.

I had a mobile replicator once, well, more of a 3D printer really. Was some decades ago so manual, sort of an early plug and play. But I gave up on it - it printed babies but took nine months to do it and then I had to wait about a year before I could get it warmed up again to print another .... was very expensive to run too.

This is a joke. My wife produced two beautiful children, beautiful, though she was slow, each one did take 9 months.

 

[dbier]

Odor cancellers in the doorways of albergues that automatically spray on anyone crossing the threshold who needs it...whether or not they *think* they do.

On the subject of replicators....Occasionally at work, a senior openly wonders if we can get a product faster if we give the developer more money and people.

Having had 2 sons myself, I'm one of the few that can get away with saying, "Sir, even if we get 9 women pregnant at once, we're not going to get a baby in one month. No. "

I can be evil like that, sometimes....

 

[trecile]

I want to be able to tap on the name of a town on Gronze or one of the Camino apps and hear the correct pronunciation. I do know how to sound out and pronounce Spanish words, but they usually sound different to me when a local says them, which is much faster than when I speak Spanish.