Oh my, I laughed a bit reading the title of this thread. Conditioner, really...? But oh well, we're all different and need different kinds of things!
(My hair is hip long, and I only carried half a bar of (cheap spanish) soap for body, hair and clothes... and survived! Even kept the last tiny bit of soap, still have it, seems like things you carried on the camino develope some kind of special status, and are not to be thrown away, however useful they are, or not...)
Anyway... this thread just reminded me of a funny misunderstanding in a small shop in Burgos which taught me some important vocabulary.
It had been a long day, and I was happy not having to walk to the supermarket, as a fellow pilgrim from Burgos I had met a couple of times before led me to a small shop near the albergue. I wanted to buy a few things for myself and had promised another pilgrim to bring him some soap.
I have to say I only speak very few words Spanish; my pilgrim friend from Burgos spoke much better English, so I was happy to have a translator in the shop. After I had bought what I needed, I remembered I wanted to buy soap. So I asked my friend to ask the shop owner if they had that, and my friend asked for „sopa“. No, sorry said the shop owner. Sorry said my friend, they don't have that, at least nothing that could be cooked well in the albergue microwave (by the way, why does that hyper modern albergue not have a kitchen...?).
It then dawned on me.
I had said „soap“, my friend had heard „soup“ which then got translated to „sopa“.
At least now I will never again forget the word „jabón“, as long as I live!
[Also, if I remember correctly, the only soap they had was the pink one smelling of roses, and the pilgrim I had promised to buy soap for, was a grown man. He at least pretended not to mind ... ]