Here is my favorite Camino quote, well ok it’s a passage, not just a line or two. The author is frequently referred to as unknown, but it was first printed right here on the forum, by a well-loved member who hasn’t been back for years.
See
this thread
Even if you’ve read this before, I bet you can’t read it without laughing.
Tantamplin, sending lots of good wishes your way, hoping all is well. Heres the text:
so youve been back home for a year now
and missing that elusive camino feeling
and thinking of walking again
.
well theres good news
you can now achieve that same feeling from the comfort of your very own lounge suite
.
heres how:
sleep in your sleeping bag
in a different room of the house
covered by a blanket the dog sleeps on
with the worst pillow you have
or better, with your fleecy stuffed with old clothes
wash your clothes by hand in the basin using the same sliver of soap you showered with
sit outside your front gate for 4 hours, waithing for somebody to unlock the house
ask your family to shine a torch in your eyes while youre sleeping
walk to the store and buy one bun, one slice of choritzo, one slice of cheese, and one banana
order the food by pointing and sign language
strike up conversations with strangers and pretend youve known them your whole life
tell them the reason youre doing it
ask them if theyre comfortable in shoes, or if theyd have preferred boots
then follow them around for 15 minutes
go to a new restuarant and order you meal while holding the menu upside down and reading in the reflection of a mirror, in poor lighting
wear all the clothing you can, then ask the neighbour to spray you soaking wet with the garden hose
irritate your family by making loud tapping sounds with a spoon on a plate to emulate the sound of trekking poles
drink 3 litres of water
"go" in the garden
pick fruit from your neighbours tree
pop 3 painkillers with your glass of wine
take many photos of ridiculous arrow-like objects
knock on the door of your neighbour 3 doors down and ask if they have baked any fresh bread
go to the post office and post some clothing back to yourself
get dressed in the dark and put on some damp clothing
go to the local pub and ask the barman to stamp your passport