Ha , if you think the sounds of sheep and roosters are annoying spend some time in the Australian bush .
Galahs and Cockatoos , apart from bursting an ear drum or two they will cheerfully bite your fingers off if you fall for their ' I'm so cute , ruffle my feathers ' trick .
Possums , these have evolved, and now as well as P!$$!ng all over your tent and other gear are able to open any pack using their specially developed YKK zipper claw . This also doubles as a handy rapier for disemboweling unwary bushwalkers relieving themselves in the dark .
Wombats , grumpy smelly and with no manners whatsoever , they will bulldoze through the sides of your tent crapping all the way just to show you you are not welcome .
Koalas , these devious creatures have developed many ' attack ' modes , wee , poo and grunting are just the tip of this ' unbearable ' creature's efforts . The worst is the cry of their young , this unnerving call is exactly like that of a human baby , forget snoring , just try to sleep with the thought of a baby abandoned in the bush crying for its mother , and in pain ! go on then .
Goannas , adept at finding the smallest gap at the end of a zipper , nose in , then all hell breaks loose as it hisses and claws its way into your sleeping bag looking for prey !
The worst by far though ,
that bloody Owl thing ! at least that's what we call it . The ' Screaming Woman or Strangled Woman Owl ' , it sounds just like what you would expect . Alone at the farm one night , armed with a spotlight and the shotgun I went in search of the ' Lowlife animal ' who would dare do this to a fellow human being on my patch of the earth . Imagine my embarrassment on being told the ' Rapist ' I had been chasing was in fact a Female flying feathered thing calling for a mate .
I've purposely left out snakes, Funnel web spiders and crocodiles , these will only kill you rather than disturb your sleep .