- Time of past OR future Camino
- First one in 2005 from Moissac, France.
Camino jokes ....
A group of friends were walking the Camino. One day they decided to pair off in twos for the afternoon.
That evening one of them arrived late at the refugio alone, staggering under the weight of two rucksacks.
"Where's Bertram?" the other pilgrims asked.
Bertram's mate, Ronald, replied, "Bertram must have had a heart attack. He just keeled over and died a couple of miles back."
The other pilgrims gasped and then one of them asked, "You left Bertram laying out there dead and carried the rucksack here?!"
"It was a difficult decision," agreed Ronald. "But I thought that nobody would steal Bertram."
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Andy was on the Camino somewhere on the Meseta. He ran out of water and became thirsty so decided to ask at a little farmhouse for something to drink.
The old lady of the house invited him in, gave him water then invited him to sit at the kitchen table and served him a bowl of soup and bread. There was a little pig running around the kitchen, running up to Andy and giving him a great deal of attention. Andy observed and commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly.
The old woman replied, "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."
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One day three male pilgrims were walking on Camino in Galicia after three days of torrential rain. They arrived at a wide, raging river. They needed to get to the other side, but it looked impossible to ford, and they had no idea of how to do it.
The first man prayed: “Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.”
Poof! God gave him big strong arms and legs and he was able to swim across the river—though it took him 30 minutes to do it.
Seeing this, the second man prayed: “Please God, give me the strength and ability to cross this river.”
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river—though it took him 15 minutes to do it.
The third man had observed how this had worked out for his two pilgrim buddies, so he also prayed, saying, “Please God, give me the strength, ability and intelligence to cross this river.”
Poof! God turned him into a woman. He looked at the Camino map, and in a minute walked across the bridge.
A group of friends were walking the Camino. One day they decided to pair off in twos for the afternoon.
That evening one of them arrived late at the refugio alone, staggering under the weight of two rucksacks.
"Where's Bertram?" the other pilgrims asked.
Bertram's mate, Ronald, replied, "Bertram must have had a heart attack. He just keeled over and died a couple of miles back."
The other pilgrims gasped and then one of them asked, "You left Bertram laying out there dead and carried the rucksack here?!"
"It was a difficult decision," agreed Ronald. "But I thought that nobody would steal Bertram."
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Andy was on the Camino somewhere on the Meseta. He ran out of water and became thirsty so decided to ask at a little farmhouse for something to drink.
The old lady of the house invited him in, gave him water then invited him to sit at the kitchen table and served him a bowl of soup and bread. There was a little pig running around the kitchen, running up to Andy and giving him a great deal of attention. Andy observed and commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly.
The old woman replied, "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."
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One day three male pilgrims were walking on Camino in Galicia after three days of torrential rain. They arrived at a wide, raging river. They needed to get to the other side, but it looked impossible to ford, and they had no idea of how to do it.
The first man prayed: “Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.”
Poof! God gave him big strong arms and legs and he was able to swim across the river—though it took him 30 minutes to do it.
Seeing this, the second man prayed: “Please God, give me the strength and ability to cross this river.”
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river—though it took him 15 minutes to do it.
The third man had observed how this had worked out for his two pilgrim buddies, so he also prayed, saying, “Please God, give me the strength, ability and intelligence to cross this river.”
Poof! God turned him into a woman. He looked at the Camino map, and in a minute walked across the bridge.
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