From my diary, Pilgrimage III .....
"I had an early start at 06:15. Well …. it happened like this. There was a rather strange lady - a member of the staff I think, who responded to everything with a grunt. She'd caught me looking into a small lounge the previous day, and moved me away from it with a grunt. I guess it was a staff lounge. Anyway - I thought of her as Mrs Grunt from then on. I think she may have been of limited intellect… However, I digress.
At five o'clock I needed the loo. There were no lights on, so I groped my way along the corridor to the loo. In the total darkness I groped my way back to my room. Was it three doors or four? Three I think. I turned the handle and entered the room, and immediately thought something was wrong - the TV standby light was in the wrong place. Just as I realised that, there was a shout and a big GRUNT from the bed.
I immediately turned to leave the room, just as the lights went on in the long corridor. There was the boss with his hand on the light-switch grinning broadly as I escaped swiftly from Mrs Grunt's room into my own next door. I still wonder what he was thinking…
I didn't sleep much after that, and left the hostel very quietly soon after six...."
Well - at least it gave the boss a laugh!