Things to ponder whilst walking

[David]

Hi - thought I would post up a few philosophical questions that one could ponder as one strolled along ...

1) What am I?
2) Why am I?
3) If I buttered the back of a cat which side up would it land?
4) What on earth is going on - what is this reality?
5) Where did I last put my glasses?
6) If animals could talk which one would be the rudest?
7) What would The Way film be like if they made it into a stage musical?
8) Could the Loch Ness monster be a swimming Giraffe?
9) Is it better to be nice or kind?
10) If the love of money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in churches?
11) Would having a long tail, like a Kangaroo's, be better than a walking pole?
12) Would a Centaur get a Compostela?

Any more????

 

[Bradypus]

(6) The Way is already a remake of a musical - couldn't we all just cut out the middleman and watch the original instead?

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[Kathor1]

13) What kind of things are the pilgrims walking in front of me pondering?

 

[t2andreo]

14) Why does it seem that EVERY village and church on most of the Camino is on top of that hill in the distance?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

15) How did those people in front of me cram all their gear in those tiny little daypacks!

 

[kelleymac]

Does it matter if the path goes up or down hill, if the end is the destination?
What is a destination?
Why am I walking?
Why am I stopping? (Oh, it's a hill in front of me.)
Why am I walking?
Is that wild thyme next to me?
What is that cat's name?
Is the cat's Spanish better than mine?

 

[t2andreo]

Chris, I LOVE that observation! When I am walking behind others, I always check out their gear. I also frequently wonder ... how DID they do it?

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Chris, I LOVE that observation! When I am walking behind others, I always check out their gear. I also frequently wonder ... how DID they do it?

Ha! I only did it on my first camino when I had no clue. Now I think I know...at least mostly. Good for them!

 

[naplesdon]

Is there a second bar?

 

[Pelegrin]

I'm lost ? I haven't seen a marker for 2 minutes.
But in rural Galicia I know the name of most cats. It is something like Mkss Bss Bss.

 

[Dani7]

Is that toilet paper hanging out of that pilgrim’s pants in front of me?

 

[robert hailwood]

Questions can be a way of filling in the time with a busy mind on a long walk. Much more fulfilling is to let them drop away and walk with the silence of a quiet mind, acknowledging the passing sensory inputs of the present moment. After some days or weeks your emptiness may give you a surprising gift. Who am I God and who are you?

 

[alhartman]

Why is the last 3k so miserable and tiring every day?
Next day, on rising and heading for my first cafe con leche, why have I forgotten the last 3k

 

[Chris Gi]

Why is the last 3k so miserable and tiring every day?
Next day, on rising and heading for my first cafe con leche, why have I forgotten the last 3k

No matter how far you walk... even after just 10 km the last 1 km is the worst

 

[Deleted member 67185]

"Dang, what's that smell?"

 

[NorthernLight]

30. Seriously, why am I doing this to myself, AGAIN?

 

[Davey Boyd]

Who loses one boot?
Why does every cow I pass look at me like I'm an idiot?
Am I the only one who can cut themselves on a Bocadillo? And can you take a sharp Bocadillo on a plane?
What if Hontanos did not magically appear this time?
Am I the only one who names my blisters. And talks to them for hours? Is this normal?
Can you eat Storks? (Shall I bring a climbing harness next time)?
Why is my beer glass empty again?
Does the compostela certify you as a nutter? If so can you get help?
How come I am happily in pain?
What is the point of pulpo?
Why are those people following me, again.
Who's idea was this?
What if when I get there St. James has moved to Moscow?
What if you went into a China shop and could not find what you needed?
Why do singing nuns scare me so much?
Where are we going again?
Who invented weather? And why?
What is the point of flies? How come they don't like Marmite?
How come I've lost one boot?
.............

 

[Camino Chrissy]

Oh, Davey!

 

[K Turner]

How many cows did it take to completely cover this path?

Is the pilgrim next to me correct that the smell seems to be making us all suddenly walk faster?

 

[Dani7]

Who loses one boot?
Why does every cow I pass look at me like I'm an idiot?
Am I the only one who can cut themselves on a Bocadillo? And can you take a sharp Bocadillo on a plane?
What if Hontanos did not magically appear this time?
Am I the only one who names my blisters. And talks to them for hours? Is this normal?
Can you eat Storks? (Shall I bring a climbing harness next time)?
Why is my beer glass empty again?
Does the compostela certify you as a nutter? If so can you get help?
How come I am happily in pain?
What is the point of pulpo?
Why are those people following me, again.
Who's idea was this?
What if when I get there St. James has moved to Moscow?
What if you went into a China shop and could not find what you needed?
Why do singing nuns scare me so much?
Where are we going again?
Who invented weather? And why?
What is the point of flies? How come they don't like Marmite?
How come I've lost one boot?
.............

Ok...we are getting into some serious belly laugh stuff here. Brilliant musings!! what fun we could have one night all together at an albergue with stand up one liners like this.

 

[Dani7]

What if I could use my mind melt Vulcan powers to get everyone including me to snore in unison “Hark the herald angels sing”!!!

 

[Dani7]

What if I could use my mind melt Vulcan powers to get everyone including me to snore in unison “Hark the herald angels sing”!!!

Lmao. Mind meld. Sheesh.

 

[Sixwheeler]

Hi - thought I would post up a few philosophical questions that one could ponder as one strolled along ...

1) What am I?
2) Why am I?
3) If I buttered the back of a cat which side up would it land?
4) What on earth is going on - what is this reality?
5) Where did I last put my glasses?
5) If animals could talk which one would be the rudest?
6) What would The Way film be like if they made it into a stage musical?
7) Could the Loch Ness monster be a swimming Giraffe?
8) Is it better to be nice or kind?
9) If the love of money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in churches?
10) Would having a long tail, like a Kangaroo's, be better than a walking pole?
11) Would a Centaur get a Compostela?

Any more????

As ever David, wonderful. Brought a huge smile to my face. Regarding the rudest animal, could well be my dog when I shoved her out in the rain just now if the look she gave me is anything to go by.

 

[Dani7]

Why is that cow looking at me and smirking?
Do I have toilet paper sticking out of my pants?

 

[Devereaux]

If the river I'm following flows downhill, why am I going up and down hills?
And, what are PUDs? Oh, yeah...Pointless Ups and Downs.

 

[Darby67]

Why did I choose to walk a week after all of Spain was freshly manured?
Is that mud or is it...?
Why do the flies in the Meseta try to grasp the molecule of oxygen that just entered my lungs?
Why when I cover my mouth with my neck cosy do the flies attempt to get molecules of oxygen from my lungs through my eyes?
Who came up with the idea in Rioja to update the km markers every km?
Am I disturbed to have fantasies of having the toes on my left foot removed at the next medical clinic?
Does the mastiff charging me know I'm a pacifist?

 

[David C.]

Is there a second bar?

Are there any bars in the town coming up?

 

[Turga]

Why is a kilometer on the Camino longer than a kilometer?
Why does even small pueblos become mazes when I am looking for my lodging?
Why do they all smile when I speak Spanish?
Why is the top of the hill always behind the next turn?
Why are all dogs called Pierrot?
Was Pulpo originally invented as a secret weapon of deterrence?

 

[Pelegrin]

Why are all dogs called Pierrot?

Ha,ha,ha. This is like:
Why are all perros in England called doc ?
But not all, in Galicia are called Can.

 

[Kathor1]

Why are all dogs called Pierrot?

Ha,ha,ha. This is like: Why are all perros in England called doc ?

Ha, I didn't get @Turga's joke at all when I read his post. Only now. A trilingual joke.

But not all, in Galicia are called Can.

Or rather: quadrilingual.

 

[t2andreo]

“Nobody goes there anymore... It’s too crowded...”.

Originally attributed to US baseball great, Yogi Berra.

 

[NorthernLight]

"I wonder where the next wifi access is?"
"What can I do to boost my likes on my vlog?"
"Why don't the albergues have pots and cutlery in the kitchen?"
"Is that foul smelling person going to get the bunk beside me tonight?"
"I wonder if that group of people are surgically joined at the hip or if they ever do anything alone?"
"Why can't all these people stop talking and listen to the silence?"
"Seriously, can't they hear the clickety clacking?"


Do the storks and the little birds that nest in their nest talk to each other?

 

[Dani7]

Is that cow playing chicken with me?

 

[Telboyo]

14) Why does it seem that EVERY village and church on most of the Camino is on top of that hill in the distance?

Because the town might flood in a valley.

 

[NorthernLight]

Because the town might flood in a valley.

More likely to be easier to defend.

Hmmm, "how many wars have been fought over this village?" "Where did the villagers hide for safety? Where did they hide their goats?"

"Where are the goats?"

 

[nycwalking]

Hi - thought I would post up a few philosophical questions that one could ponder as one strolled along ...

1) What am I?
2) Why am I?
3) If I buttered the back of a cat which side up would it land?
4) What on earth is going on - what is this reality?
5) Where did I last put my glasses?
5) If animals could talk which one would be the rudest?
6) What would The Way film be like if they made it into a stage musical?
7) Could the Loch Ness monster be a swimming Giraffe?
8) Is it better to be nice or kind?
9) If the love of money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in churches?
10) Would having a long tail, like a Kangaroo's, be better than a walking pole?
11) Would a Centaur get a Compostela?

Any more????

1. I
2. ?
3. Never considered.
4. Please...let the dream...?
5. Shot glasses, sunglasses, reading glasses,
obsidian dragon slaying glasses?
6. Ashes would blow away.
7. Yes, but with a trident in mouth.
8. Kind.
9. Money is needed to pay for warding off evil.

Can’t answer 10 and 11 because I would have to add another space for 1-9.

 

[Deleted member 67185]

Why is a kilometer on the Camino longer than a kilometer?

They are called Caminolometers

 

[Turga]

Could a rocket reach Mars running on Orujo??

 

[Devereaux]

Is that a stone in my shoe or am I getting a blister?
I hope they have a chocolate croissant at the next bar!
What the heck was that botillo I ate last night?

 

[Gwaihir]

1. Are Dutch cows (black and white) still Dutch cows if they are in France, surrounded by white cows?

2. Why can't I remember where I started this morning? Was it Santander? Wait no, it was Santillana. No, wait...

3. My skin is itching, but it wasn't bedbugs. Wait, could it be bedbugs now? No, still fine. How about now?

 

[andywild]

After walking for 32 days with by brain singing the first verse of Copa cabana on repeat my question was "does anyone know the second verse?"

Other musings were:
How many times have I said or heard Buen camino.?
I wonder if tonight's dessert wil be one of those small flans?
Are lights on the toilet designed to cause maximum disorientation by switching off after 7 seconds?
Has anyone ever actually beaten the light and made it out in time?
What would this person look like? Door bursts open, triumphant pilgrim falls into the bar area with coat tucked in underwear and hands still covered in soap.
And my most pressing (and strangely serious) question.. should I risk starting my Camino in the second week of the Easter holidays or wait till the following week.

 

[t2andreo]

Because the town might flood in a valley.

A town on a hill is also far more defensible against invading Moors, etc... Just sayin...