Mickey Plans to be a Pilgrim
by John Swift
(Anaheim, CA) According to internal sources in the Disney Corporation, Walt Disney Cruise Line and Theme Parks and the provincial government of Galicia, Spain, are weeks away from finalizing a joint venture agreement to build a destination theme park in A Coruña, Spain, celebrating the millennia-old pilgrimage routes to the cathedral of Santiago de Compostela, the reported burial place of one of the apostles of Jesus Christ. With an estimated 5 million visitors per year and a total complex of nine square miles, Camino Disney is a mere fraction of its larger theme park siblings, but it is expected to provide a major tourism boost to the ailing Spanish economy. Disney Pilgrims can depart on a Disney Cruise Line (referred to internally as the “Camino Cruz”) from a not yet available list of major European ports and stay in the 10,000 person Camino Disney Resort on the theme park grounds. Hardy, adventurous types have the further option of a guided walking pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostela, fully supported with baggage service, catering, massage therapists, and foot care. Both on the cruise and at the resort, pilgrims can buy high-tech, ultralight backpacking equipment, all with Disney-themed branding. All of this is made possible by a recent decision to recognize pilgrimages to Santiago de Compostela made by sailing. Disney Corporation is alleged to have been a quiet supporter of the passage of this measure as a condition for their investments in Galicia.
“Uncle Walt was the son of a Congregationalist deacon and a man deeply committed to prayer. Not many know this, but we think he would have approved wholeheartedly of blending the magic of Disney, opportunities for family adventure, and the Christian faith,” said a source within the Disney public relations department on the condition of anonymity. “Can you imagine the fun of a Disney Camino when walking with Disney princesses?! We’re collaborating with the Spanish government and the Catholic Church to make the world a better place. For instance, a long-controversial statue of St. James Matamoros is being removed, and in its place will be a statue of Mickey Mouse as a medieval pilgrim. How wonderful is that!”
“We’re good partners, and we want to help revitalize this ancient tradition,” said Alan Abel, Disney’s Director of Community Relations. To that end, Disney is investing in many renovations throughout the
Camino de Santiago infrastructure while introducing the subtle influence of Disney motifs. For instance, the famed, silver, Botofumiero incense burner that swings the entire width of the Santiago Cathedral is in need of refinishing, and Disney is paying handsomely to engrave subtle images of the dragon from Sleeping Beauty into it. In another part of the Camino, the aging cast iron silhouettes of medieval pilgrims fighting their way against a stiff wind will be replaced with a similar outline of Disney characters in the wind.
Not everyone is convinced that this will be a good thing. FICS, the Fraternidad Internacional del
Camino de Santiago, has privately expressed grave concerns regarding the over-commercialization of the
Camino de Santiago and the impact that excessive numbers of pilgrims have on resources and infrastructure. Given Disney’s five year projections of quadrupling the number of pilgrims from roughly a quarter million to over a million, such growth will come at a price, but one that Disney is apparently willing to pay provided the Galician government and the Catholic Archdiocese of Santiago de Compostela remain cooperative. Evidently, it's a small world after all.