After not shaving for nearly forty days, I had quite the beard. Most folks said it looked good, but I still decided to have it cut before I traveled home.
I went looking for a men's barber shop in SdC, but couldn't find one. Near the park across the street from the main paths to the cathedral, I walked past an obviously non-unisex shop. With the exception of the male owner...it was an all-female preserve. At this time I had crutches and so, with a hang dog look, I carefully entered and asked if I could get "the Works" hair/beard cut, pedicure, manicure, massage...the works.
After a short discussion, I was asked to sit down and wait among several quite attractive ladies. Ten minutes later, the owner asked me to follow him....down stairs and away from the usual customers. Feeling as if I were entering a dungeon, he had me sit down on a very comfortable, though archaic chair.
First the shave: hot, hot, hot towels...sharp, sharp scissors...very sharp razor...hot lotion rubbed in, removed and reapplied. A second go round with the razor. I swear he removed "every follicle" from my hairline, to my ears and down to the top of my collar bone.
Then a soothing, refreshing, cool application of an exotic aftershave.
But we aren't done yet.
He leaves and is replaced by a tall, statuesque, model quality vision of loveliness. She shampoos my hair, dries it...reshapoos it and then begins to shape my hair into a coiffure George Clooney would be proud of.
But we aren't done yet!!
Happy with the way the hair is setting...she begins to massage my scalp, neck, shoulders and, up and down my back bone.
I fall asleep.
But we aren't done yet!!!
She helps me up the stairs and, amid a bevy of lovely ladies, introduces me to another young lady who will do my manicure. I am getting looks from all assembled and I return the favor.
Holding my hand, she begins to rub each finger and the cuticle with warm oil. As she begins on each nail, the soft touch on my palm, quiet, efficient merry-go-round my fingers...I fall asleep, again!
But that's not all!!!
By now I'm a noodle as I slink my way over to the pedicure arena, where I was front an center among several ladies. I don't remember very much...I fell asleep!
So, don't shave...get to SdC and go looking for this shop.
Buen "even my ears and nose were trimmed" Camino,
Arn